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How come no one has mentioned the singing seals yet?

110 replies

IceStationStallion · 06/01/2023 21:07

Harry says M sang to seals and they sang back to her and that and his mother's hair in a bit at the side of their bed helped them conceive??

Just when you think it couldn't get any dafter 😬

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IceStationStallion · 06/01/2023 21:07

in a box

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IceStationStallion · 06/01/2023 21:09

Sorry I see they have slipped into another thread !

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CPL593H · 06/01/2023 21:11

Say what? Please tell me that "singing to seals" is a poor translation from Spanish of "had a sensible chat with a good friend"

It isn't, is it?

Teddyandsuzie · 06/01/2023 21:14

What have I just read?

SnottyLottie · 06/01/2023 21:15

Sorry I couldn’t help myself…

How come no one has mentioned the singing seals yet?
ZeroFuchsGiven · 06/01/2023 21:18

Say what now?

Dwrcegin · 06/01/2023 21:19

A box of hair next to the bed helped them conceive?

I hope that's the correct translation from the Spanish version of the book.

milti · 06/01/2023 21:19

What’s happened to all the Megan and Harry fans? Very quiet this week 😂😂

IceStationStallion · 06/01/2023 21:19

Diana's hair no less

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IceStationStallion · 06/01/2023 21:19

Now that is a bit creepy too ....

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AdventFridgeOfShame · 06/01/2023 21:20

Because yesterday's hurried translations were a great 12th night laugh and now we are just wishing that Harold has a epiphany.

bakalava · 06/01/2023 21:23

That seal thing is not original. It is somewhat of a hippie cliché thing to do on the Pacific Coast. I know a few who claim it.

mrsmarmalade12 · 06/01/2023 21:24

The hair is just bizarre

Boulshired · 06/01/2023 21:25

At this point I would’ve surprised if it was wills hair.

ZeroFuchsGiven · 06/01/2023 21:26

Boulshired · 06/01/2023 21:25

At this point I would’ve surprised if it was wills hair.

Well it disappeared somehow.

JonahCL9 · 06/01/2023 21:27

The seals were in Scotland I think - they sang, she sang, everyone sang, Harry thought it was magical.. also, found it a bit odd when DoS described how and and DSoS visited Diana's grave on 20th anniversary of her death and when they had been dating about a year. Harry had a private moment and then he sensed Meghan wanted one too - it transpires that during this moment she laid her hands on the gravestone and sought guidance

CPL593H · 06/01/2023 21:32

There have been points today when I have felt that I've ingested some of Harry's mushrooms. This is one of them.

thenightsky · 06/01/2023 21:34

Harry had a private moment and then he sensed Meghan wanted one too - it transpires that during this moment she laid her hands on the gravestone and sought guidance

How did they get the hair? Its all gone a bit Stephen King, Pet Semetery now.

Thirdsummerofourdiscontent · 06/01/2023 21:36

Because it is so unhinged that we feel uncomfortable if laugh about it.

Maireas · 06/01/2023 21:37

Diana's hair in a box.
One of her eyes in a jam jar.
The bathroom bin grew a head.
Only one of the above did not appear in the book.

StrapOnYourHeroHair · 06/01/2023 21:38

😂

The singing seals story is wild. How do they even take themselves seriously? I know I can’t.

And the box of Diana’s hair at his bedside is absolutely unhinged. Casually mentioned like it’s no big deal Confused. Apparently, Meghan put the positive pregnancy test next to it for him to see when he woke up.

Sweetpeasaremadeforbees · 06/01/2023 21:39

Presumably anyone can have a lock of their loved one's hair after they've died. My mum was even offered a clipping of her cat's fur after he was put down. I don't know who rolled their eyes more, my mum or the vet (who was absolutely lovely).

Blueey · 06/01/2023 21:41

milti · 06/01/2023 21:19

What’s happened to all the Megan and Harry fans? Very quiet this week 😂😂

This is on my mind too 😂

RitaMaurit · 06/01/2023 21:42

I know Victorians used to put hair if deceased loved ones into jewellery and wear it against their skin. So, it's not like it's a totally whacky concept. But somehow this story manages to make it into something Jamie Dornan's creepy character in The Fall would do.

And to believe the hair made his wife pregnant? Say what?

milti · 06/01/2023 21:42

@Blueey they must feel as stupid as Harry is