How come no one has mentioned the singing seals yet?

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Harry says M sang to seals and they sang back to her and that and his mother's hair in a bit at the side of their bed helped them conceive??

Just when you think it couldn't get any dafter 😬

in a box

Sorry I see they have slipped into another thread !

Say what? Please tell me that "singing to seals" is a poor translation from Spanish of "had a sensible chat with a good friend"

It isn't, is it?

What have I just read?

Sorry I couldn’t help myself…

Say what now?

A box of hair next to the bed helped them conceive?

I hope that's the correct translation from the Spanish version of the book.

What’s happened to all the Megan and Harry fans? Very quiet this week 😂😂

Diana's hair no less

Now that is a bit creepy too ....

Because yesterday's hurried translations were a great 12th night laugh and now we are just wishing that Harold has a epiphany.

That seal thing is not original. It is somewhat of a hippie cliché thing to do on the Pacific Coast. I know a few who claim it.

The hair is just bizarre

At this point I would’ve surprised if it was wills hair.

Well it disappeared somehow.

The seals were in Scotland I think - they sang, she sang, everyone sang, Harry thought it was magical.. also, found it a bit odd when DoS described how and and DSoS visited Diana's grave on 20th anniversary of her death and when they had been dating about a year. Harry had a private moment and then he sensed Meghan wanted one too - it transpires that during this moment she laid her hands on the gravestone and sought guidance

There have been points today when I have felt that I've ingested some of Harry's mushrooms. This is one of them.

Harry had a private moment and then he sensed Meghan wanted one too - it transpires that during this moment she laid her hands on the gravestone and sought guidance

How did they get the hair? Its all gone a bit Stephen King, Pet Semetery now.

Because it is so unhinged that we feel uncomfortable if laugh about it.

Diana's hair in a box.
One of her eyes in a jam jar.
The bathroom bin grew a head.
Only one of the above did not appear in the book.

😂

The singing seals story is wild. How do they even take themselves seriously? I know I can’t.

And the box of Diana’s hair at his bedside is absolutely unhinged. Casually mentioned like it’s no big deal . Apparently, Meghan put the positive pregnancy test next to it for him to see when he woke up.

Presumably anyone can have a lock of their loved one's hair after they've died. My mum was even offered a clipping of her cat's fur after he was put down. I don't know who rolled their eyes more, my mum or the vet (who was absolutely lovely).

This is on my mind too 😂

I know Victorians used to put hair if deceased loved ones into jewellery and wear it against their skin. So, it's not like it's a totally whacky concept. But somehow this story manages to make it into something Jamie Dornan's creepy character in The Fall would do.

And to believe the hair made his wife pregnant? Say what?

@Blueey they must feel as stupid as Harry is