Most ridiculous Royal Family theory?

[antelopevalley]

Most things about the Royal Family are just about what they are wearing or their latest engagement. But occasionally you come across batshit theories such as that they are really lizards.
What is the most batshit theory you have come across?

What on earth are you reading to come across the theory that they’re lizards?

Is it David Icke?

That Charles and camilla have a child that prince Philip ordered Diana's death (actually I can almost see him doing that) that the QUEEN ordered Diana's death in a car accident she would have survived had she wore a seatbelt its a bit like poisoning a singke cupcake on a plateful of cupcakes and finding out your target is on a diet or chose the wrong one or didn't show up to the party its stupid and makes no sense perhaps if she had been shot or overdosed "accidentally" I could say maybe but a car crash? Unlikely

I've read that they are all lizards on line so it mist be true.
Also about connections with pedo-rings and Jimmy Saville. Jill Dando's death etc....

To be fair that's a very well known joke/conspiracy theory!

The Meghan fake pregnancy thing got a bit crazy at the time

The lizards one is of course true.

That Harry is James Hewitts son. But in reality Diana met him after he was born. Did he use a time machine? What a load of crap...Harry looks like his grandad...

Charles wishing he was a tampon...ohh wait that was true...

Probably MN! It's the only place I've come across this particular theory! a troll

I know it is, it’s just funny and odd to me that the OP should bring it up now when it’s been around for decades and never given any airtime these days!

That the Queen kidnapped indigenous children from a residential school in Canada and they were never seen again. Bonkers.

That the Queen didn’t actually due but had to go into hiding because someone threw a Grenade at her car.

Which of course is more likely than a 96 year old woman, with a huge security resource to boot, just passing 🙄

I've seen nutters on MN claim that the RF are hard working and selfless. Bonkers.

That Harry and Meghan’s children don’t actually exist.

@donquixotedelamancha 😂 you win the thread!

Also about connections with pedo-rings and Jimmy Saville

Charles was very friendly with and took advice from Jimmy Saville. That is true.

MIL swears by that one and it's so bizarre, no rational arguments can sway her. It's so obviously been implanted by The Sun/Daily Mail.

Yes. Enough said.

So did many people, unwittingly.
He groomed a nation

Even if Charles didn't know about Savile's paedophilia I don't know what possessed him to ask him to act as marriage counsellor to him and Diana. Can you imagine? It seemed perfectly obvious to me that he was a very very strange man.

I don’t think it’s far out to suggest that they RF had a hand in Diana’s death.

The newest theory is that the Queen was never in the coffin when it was paraded around. Not too wild I suppose.

Charles is not bright.

The most batshit theory I've heard about the royal family is that they somehow deserve all the wealth, land and position they hoard. Lol.

That Philip made the queen wait 10 years before she had another child because he wasn't too happy that they first two didn't have his surname.

That Diana was getting out of hand and had to be 'sorted out'.

It's quite a well known conspiracy...

I don’t know how people can be so dismissive of the amount of predators/pedophiles that Charles, Andrew etc have been involved with and had connections to over the years. It’s quite disturbing when you add them all up, and that’s just the proven ones.