Most ridiculous Royal Family theory?

[antelopevalley]

Most things about the Royal Family are just about what they are wearing or their latest engagement. But occasionally you come across batshit theories such as that they are really lizards.
What is the most batshit theory you have come across?

I think she looks like David Walliams in that painting.

There is the mural done after her death - well-meaning but ....

I recall a theory I read online - most likely on this site - about Prince Andrew. It seems daft in hindsight but it was along the lines of Prince Andrew was gay, he’s living with AIDS caught from having a affair with a staff member. Fergie caught him in the act which is why she split from him but they remain friends. If he eventually shows symptoms of illness the palace are going to announce he has cancer.
anyone else recall reading this on here?

. yep!

She looks like Keith Richards