Most ridiculous Royal Family theory?

[antelopevalley]

Most things about the Royal Family are just about what they are wearing or their latest engagement. But occasionally you come across batshit theories such as that they are really lizards.
What is the most batshit theory you have come across?

David Icke first started the Lizard theory back in the 80s .Ridiculed on Terry Wogan for his mad beliefs .He has of course made about 20 million so is sticking to it! Princess Diana had a lot of lovers and her marriage was unhappy quite early on ,so possible Major Hewitts Son bit of a stretch though! Jimmy Saville was also friendly with Margaret Thatcher as well ,and spent Christmas Day with them apparently one year.I think he just managed to convince everyone he was a "nice guy" and no one saw through it

That they work very hard. The Queen and now Charles worked the hardest for the country and full deserve every tax break they have.

Rolph was known a a handy letch, even around 2001, but not for the other stuff.

That Phillip's mistress The Countess Mountbatten of Burma was invited to his funeral by the Queen which if true shows how the upper classes do "it".

www.thesun.co.uk/news/15937285/prince-philip-relationship-penny-knatchbull/

"Porchey" was rumoured to be the Queen's 'special friend.

www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/film-tv/a29752077/who-is-porchey-queen-elizabeth-ii-friend/

I've just read that Diana apparently had an IVF embryo stolen and has a secret daughter! What rubbish will they come up with next!

Blimey, I posted 2 links from well-known mainstream sources that triggered off a MN auto censoring...

Link 1 - www.thesun.co.uk/news/15937285/prince-philip-relationship-penny-knatchbull/**

From the Sun about a "special friend" of Phil the Greek...

I missed what you posted. Now just curious.
MNHQ we are saying these are laughable, not endorsing them.

They've passed muster - nothing that The Crown hasn't more than hinted at tbh.

@vera99 That!
It has been in loads of mainstream newspapers. I wonder why MN hid it? I could understand if it was a link from some obscure blog, but it was not.

There must be certain words that set off auto-censor bots - fair enough this is a big site to moderate and some stuff will be defamatory and libellous or just plain grossly offensive.

Makes more sense if it is a bot.
But I am like you, I always post a link to a mainstream newspaper if I think it is anything controversial.

Go on any one of the ‘Courtiers’ threads and you’ll get a good selection.

Diana was pregnant by Dodi when she died.

Prince Albert Victor, Duke of Clarence and grandson of Queen Victoria was really Jack the Ripper and it was all covered up by the establishment. It’s rubbish of course, but was the subject of a book and was a popular conspiracy back in the day. Alan Moore’s ‘From Hell’ uses the conspiracy as a basis for his narrative.

The Duke of Clarence was rumoured to have been involved in the so-called Cleveland Street scandal though there’s no real evidence. Cleveland Street was the location of a high class gay brothel. After it was raided, many well-known, high ranking individuals were named including Lord Arthur Somerset, equirary to the Duke of Clarence.

*Equerry

Yes there is a crazy theory that thread that MM is modelling herself on Wally Simpson - one poster has decided to run with the story from the tabloids. if I had more time on my hands or if I wanted to add to the bullying I would probably Google Kate dressed like Diane and put up those pics. MM wears a different shade of red top and trousers with a scarf - WS was wears a dark red dress with scarf how many women wear that? MM wears a white coat dress with a hat - Wally wears a white dress without a hat. And her and Harry pose for a side pic - Harry is noticeable taller and her hair is slicked back maybe both men are even wearing suits - it is quite a normal formal
pose it depresses me how some posters can be so gullible just to find something nasty to post.

I was just about to post that one - the theory is that she had to go through IVF before getting married to prove she’d be able to have the next royal heir, and the embryos were stored, frozen in the US but then one was stolen, an then implanted in a woman who went on to have Prince Charles’ and Diana’s daughter…..

Duh, quoted the wrong post sorrry!

Groomers seems out friends in high places. They flatter them because they’re manipulative and charming. The friends in high places are used to people being deferential and boring and they find the groomers refreshing because they are not afraid of them.
I can see why certain personality types in high places would have been fooled by Jimmy Savile et al.

Tina Brown editor of Vanity Fair and an ardent royalist said in a candid interview at the Kite Festival in the summer (I was there) that there are secrets which if widely known would bring down the Royal Family.

www.efestivals.co.uk/festivals/others2022/2022/kitereview.shtml

Sandwiched between these two great speakers was Tina Brown talking about the Royals. While not a subject of great interest to me, she did so with sufficient gossipy candour that even hard boiled republicans could find interest in what she said, not least the revelation that if “secrets got out” it would ruin the Royals, and that Epstein was “possibly” murdered

Ooh, was the Duke of Edinburgh getting more people murdered? I’ll get some popcorn… 🤣

Oh crikey

He was part of my childhood and it came as a genuine shock with him.

Among the most batshit theory is the royal family's own notion that the monarch is ordained to their role by god. Freaky.