Yep, definitely big bad Meghan stealing Harry away.
Nothing to do with the fact that he decided that he didn't want his wife hounded to her death by the paparazzi like his mother was, or that he didn't want to spend Sunday lunches with his child molesting uncle.
Definitely a terrible manipulative woman, not a married couple doing what's right for them and their family.
Jesus....
Oh and I've worked in schools. It's exactly the kind of thing you'd keep quiet from pupils, or you'd never get any work done before the visit.