does anyone in Scotland give a shit about the royal wedding?

[ssd]

I don't am sick of it already

[scottishmummy]

ach go on.say subsidy junkie.you know you want to

[Absolutelyfabulous]

We say whinging Scots in this house.

HTH

[Gooseberrybushes]

subsidy junkie

enjoy



usually the truth hurts.. I guess here it just engenders a wee gloatie

[scottishmummy]

kerching!house aye thanks for that
do you also watch jim davidson doing see you jimmy gags

[Gooseberrybushes]

ha ha at rant

bless

you don't give a shit anyway

[scottishmummy]

clickety click.dailymailtastic
knew you were busting to say that

[Gooseberrybushes]

you seem to imagine I'm interested in Scotland beyond telling you to get to the barricades and get your independence quick as you like

let me disabuse you of your misconception

[Gooseberrybushes]

aw

it's all so true you've had to fall back on the Daily Mail line

feeling a bit slow today?

[Absolutelyfabulous]

You can get a free prescription for that stammer, scottishmummy.

[scottishmummy]

haha im here for the clichés.like the inevitability of it all

[Absolutelyfabulous]

The Scots just don't get that we just don't care enough about you to hate you. We are indifferent. You should try it some time.

[Gooseberrybushes]

too inevitable - twas ever thus - Scots hate English and you hate that we don't care if you leave home - trouble is you're like a surly teenager - resent living with your parents but like the free meals and the clean sheets

[scottishmummy]

of course scots dont hate english.youre trying too hard here.really

[Absolutelyfabulous]

Gooseberry - perfect analogy! Love it - and so apt!

[Gooseberrybushes]

am not trying at all

it's just not frightfully hard

[scottishmummy]

abfab/gberry your irascible gurns about scotland are delicious
too juvenile and intellectually weak to be offensive
but funny in an embarrassed laugh kind of way

bring it on

[Gooseberrybushes]

"irascible gurns" - don't like it back atcha?

[scottishmummy]

no,i do likey,thats the thing
like bad dad dancing.so bad its good

[expatinscotland]

Oh, get over yourself, Goose, you're becoming a parody of yourself.

[Gooseberrybushes]

sure, sure I believe you

go for your independence, you know you want it

[Gooseberrybushes]

you get over yourself

"you don't understand, Scottish people are different"

por favor

[Absolutelyfabulous]

I don't know about them, I bloody want it!

[scottishmummy]

no,youre both funny.you couldnt make this up.dont stop

[Gooseberrybushes]

maybe we could fight for them, they seem incapable

[scottishmummy]

is that it?you can do better.come on