does anyone in Scotland give a shit about the royal wedding?

[ssd]

I don't am sick of it already

[poppyswill]

Who cares! My daugher and I had a great day in London with the Royals and very proud of it too! !!! If people in Scotland don't want to celebrate what difference does it make - couldn't care less, same as you! They looked gorgeous all of them! Rock on the royals and having a rocking royal time! PROUD PROUD PROUD!!!!!

[r0zebud]

I gave a shit! I had my mates round, plonked the bambinos down with toys and prayed for silence! We had a cracking day :) Can't bear to take my flags and decorations down yet, maybe tomorrow!

[K999]

I'm Scottish, and pro independence for Scotland....and for England too!

[Gooseberrybushes]

just read back.. little bit more than a wee gloatie there, definitely you know which side yr bread is buttered

[Gooseberrybushes]

it was fun, I didn't mind it at all

no, not bitter does one have to be bitter about bigotry to dislike it? I don't think so, I think one can just dislike it really

[LisamumtoJake]

What seb1 said :)

[seb1]

Gooseberrybushes/Absolutelyfabulous for 2 people who don't care you seem to have wasted rather a lot of time and energy on something you don't care about . Perhaps you require some purpose in your life other than bitterness.

[scottishmummy]

but darlin its such a good look,never fails me

[Absolutelyfabulous]

Fur coat and nae knickers, so she is

[scottishmummy]

aye well plenty auld cows in scotland and thats just me
ignore her

[BorisTheBold]

Sorry didn't reply sooner SM, was jackin' up in the bog ken.

[Absolutelyfabulous]

She's an auld cow SM so I'm happy not to get her sense of " humour". And if she makes one more " joke" about did we bring our passports when we go up, I'll throttle her with her comedy tam and ginger beard.
When I've finished with MIL and her obsession with thrusting Scottish tenner sunder English shopkeepers noses and demanding aggressively if they , " Take legal Scottish tender down here."

[scottishmummy]

see abfab thats scots for you,not funny and fake
hope you get over her attempts at humour
how very bloody dare she

[scottishmummy]

best take ball,our sponging scots will take it and sell for a bag o grass

[Absolutelyfabulous]

Scottishmummy, DH's aunt sends us cards where she " talks" in a comedy Scots accent.
It might be funny if she wasn't Morningside through and through.

[expatinscotland]

Aw, it took its ball and went home.

[scottishmummy]

good on ye boris hen,english man runnin aboot after you
us lardy scots are born chancers we take piss were we can

[scottishmummy]

and did i mention our nhs gets more per head than england
mind you we need a sit doon after a deep fried pizza and irn bru
for breakfast

[BorisTheBold]

I've got an English DP - he does loads for me, must be in my pampered Scottish blood...

[expatinscotland]

I know, SM. It get so boring, eating haggis, drinking whisky and going to fitba matches all the time, just spinning out time till our next, fat monetary contribution from English taxpayers . . .

[scottishmummy]

its hard- im so used to sittin aboot on ma pamered scottish arse waitin for english to do something for me

[expatinscotland]

Not as big a laugh as I've had out of you on this thread, Goosie. You missed your calling, your talent is wasted here. You could have the dead laughing with your comedic genius.

[Gooseberrybushes]

now, I'm off, so you can talk about me when I'm gone

oh, will they won't they? so exciting

[Gooseberrybushes]

you must be running on empty, you keep repeating yourself

have a little think and you might find something else to say

[scottishmummy]

ach typical.need an english lassie to show us funny
on you go then
fags doon,glaikit faces on
bring it on