does anyone in Scotland give a shit about the royal wedding?

[ssd]

I don't am sick of it already

[Gooseberrybushes]

no I don't think so, I think we're doing pretty well

haven't a word to say for yourselves in defence after all

[scottishmummy]

i dont need to break sweat,youre the star turn hen.priceless

[Gooseberrybushes]

Well I think that's dealt with the "don't give a shit"

now, I think we can all play nicely

[scottishmummy]

ach now dont chuck your loofah out the bath yet
youve got bags more to say
im sure of it

[Gooseberrybushes]

aren't I though?

almost feel sorry for you guys

[Gooseberrybushes]

no I can't, it's like taking sweets from a baby

you've nothing to say in defence so I'll just take that as a stuck out bottom lip and go to bed

[scottishmummy]

oh do elaborate.dying to hear this
let me put ma fag doon

[scottishmummy]

oh do elaborate.dying to hear this
let me put ma fag doon

[Gooseberrybushes]

yes do

get typing

stand up for yourself

[scottishmummy]

defence.naw im defenceless to you social raconteur
really
youre that good

[scottishmummy]

cant stand up.too pampered with english paid for subsidies
my legs have dissolved

[Gooseberrybushes]

do you know what a raconteur is?

I think not

[expatinscotland]

PMSL! You really couldn't make this up.

Keep going, Goosie.

[scottishmummy]

its you hen,youre priceless

[Gooseberrybushes]

oh I think that's what we call a wee gloatie

took a while coming but there it is

[Gooseberrybushes]

actually I had a little PMSL at your swearing and "my DH stands in awe of me"

[scottishmummy]

ach typical.need an english lassie to show us funny
on you go then
fags doon,glaikit faces on
bring it on

[Gooseberrybushes]

you must be running on empty, you keep repeating yourself

have a little think and you might find something else to say

[Gooseberrybushes]

now, I'm off, so you can talk about me when I'm gone

oh, will they won't they? so exciting

[expatinscotland]

Not as big a laugh as I've had out of you on this thread, Goosie. You missed your calling, your talent is wasted here. You could have the dead laughing with your comedic genius.

[scottishmummy]

its hard- im so used to sittin aboot on ma pamered scottish arse waitin for english to do something for me

[expatinscotland]

I know, SM. It get so boring, eating haggis, drinking whisky and going to fitba matches all the time, just spinning out time till our next, fat monetary contribution from English taxpayers . . .

[BorisTheBold]

I've got an English DP - he does loads for me, must be in my pampered Scottish blood...

[scottishmummy]

and did i mention our nhs gets more per head than england
mind you we need a sit doon after a deep fried pizza and irn bru
for breakfast

[scottishmummy]

good on ye boris hen,english man runnin aboot after you
us lardy scots are born chancers we take piss were we can