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does anyone in Scotland give a shit about the royal wedding?

191 replies

ssd · 08/04/2011 19:18

I don't am sick of it already

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Gooseberrybushes · 30/04/2011 22:02

no I don't think so, I think we're doing pretty well

haven't a word to say for yourselves in defence after all

scottishmummy · 30/04/2011 22:02

i dont need to break sweat,youre the star turn hen.priceless

Gooseberrybushes · 30/04/2011 22:03

Well I think that's dealt with the "don't give a shit"

now, I think we can all play nicely

scottishmummy · 30/04/2011 22:04

ach now dont chuck your loofah out the bath yet
youve got bags more to say
im sure of it

Gooseberrybushes · 30/04/2011 22:04

Grin aren't I though?

almost feel sorry for you guys

Gooseberrybushes · 30/04/2011 22:05

no I can't, it's like taking sweets from a baby

you've nothing to say in defence so I'll just take that as a stuck out bottom lip and go to bed

scottishmummy · 30/04/2011 22:06

oh do elaborate.dying to hear this
let me put ma fag doon

scottishmummy · 30/04/2011 22:06

oh do elaborate.dying to hear this
let me put ma fag doon

Gooseberrybushes · 30/04/2011 22:07

yes do

get typing

stand up for yourself

scottishmummy · 30/04/2011 22:08

defence.naw im defenceless to you social raconteur
really
youre that good

scottishmummy · 30/04/2011 22:09

cant stand up.too pampered with english paid for subsidies
my legs have dissolved

Gooseberrybushes · 30/04/2011 22:09

do you know what a raconteur is?

I think not

expatinscotland · 30/04/2011 22:10

PMSL! You really couldn't make this up.

Keep going, Goosie.

scottishmummy · 30/04/2011 22:10

its you hen,youre priceless

Gooseberrybushes · 30/04/2011 22:10

oh I think that's what we call a wee gloatie

took a while coming but there it is

Gooseberrybushes · 30/04/2011 22:11

actually I had a little PMSL at your swearing and "my DH stands in awe of me"

scottishmummy · 30/04/2011 22:14

ach typical.need an english lassie to show us funny
on you go then
fags doon,glaikit faces on
bring it on

Gooseberrybushes · 30/04/2011 22:15

you must be running on empty, you keep repeating yourself

have a little think and you might find something else to say

Gooseberrybushes · 30/04/2011 22:16

now, I'm off, so you can talk about me when I'm gone

oh, will they won't they? so exciting

expatinscotland · 30/04/2011 22:17

Not as big a laugh as I've had out of you on this thread, Goosie. You missed your calling, your talent is wasted here. You could have the dead laughing with your comedic genius.

scottishmummy · 30/04/2011 22:17

its hard- im so used to sittin aboot on ma pamered scottish arse waitin for english to do something for me

expatinscotland · 30/04/2011 22:19

I know, SM. It get so boring, eating haggis, drinking whisky and going to fitba matches all the time, just spinning out time till our next, fat monetary contribution from English taxpayers . . .

BorisTheBold · 30/04/2011 22:20

I've got an English DP - he does loads for me, must be in my pampered Scottish blood...

scottishmummy · 30/04/2011 22:21

and did i mention our nhs gets more per head than england
mind you we need a sit doon after a deep fried pizza and irn bru
for breakfast

scottishmummy · 30/04/2011 22:23

good on ye boris hen,english man runnin aboot after you
us lardy scots are born chancers we take piss were we can