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The Excellent Cats welcome the new year by planning an expedition in search of 'She who must not be named'

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Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 01/01/2026 20:54

Carried forward from the previous thread.
www.mumsnet.com/talk/the_litter_tray/5440081-prison-dramas-bands-and-ouija-boards-the-excellent-cats-audition-sing-and-plot?page=1

Lenny however needs a rest before he starts searching.

The Excellent Cats welcome the new year by planning an expedition in search of 'She who must not be named'
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TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/02/2026 18:49

Breadcat24 · 13/02/2026 18:20

@Esgaroth now you have a furry coat too
Micia is a bit grumpy today but at least she likes the fish toy

Edited

Oh, Gizmo was terrified of that thing.
And Linney also backed away in dismay.

I sent it back to Amazon for a refund.

Breadcat24 · 13/02/2026 18:58

@TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne I took the mechanism out and stuffed it with catnip!

Breadcat24 · 13/02/2026 19:06

After that Breadcat would cuddle it as well

The Excellent Cats welcome the new year by planning an expedition in search of 'She who must not be named'
Breadcat24 · 13/02/2026 19:11

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The Excellent Cats welcome the new year by planning an expedition in search of 'She who must not be named'
RumNotRun · 13/02/2026 19:16

Love is in the air today. Neither Lex nor Ghost ever usually cuddle anyone other than Toad so this was unexpected!

The Excellent Cats welcome the new year by planning an expedition in search of 'She who must not be named'
TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/02/2026 19:16

Breadcat24 · 13/02/2026 18:58

@TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne I took the mechanism out and stuffed it with catnip!

I never thought of that.

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/02/2026 19:17

Breadcat24 · 13/02/2026 19:06

After that Breadcat would cuddle it as well

Oh look at her!
♥️

Esgaroth · 13/02/2026 19:43

Kirova · 13/02/2026 18:15

Maybe he has a sort of double-layered coat!

Foster cat is leaving tomorrow. I'm already feeling very sad! She's been stuck to me all day like super glue (when I move her off my lap she gets straight back on and curls herself up into a ball, with her rusty lawnmower purr going) so maybe she can sense it.

Meanwhile the finger biter is arriving Monday, so I need to hunt down our gloves.

Aw you'll miss her but she sounds like such a lovely cat I'm sure she'll quickly bond with her new owner. I hope he's grateful for the wonderful job you've done with her!

Kirova · 13/02/2026 19:52

To be perfectly honest, it hasn't been much of a job at all. She's great with her litter tray (although she sussed quickly that she'd get a "clever girl" and a treat each time she used it in the early days 😀) and very friendly with people. She is just desperate to get outside though - she has successfully chased off, from behind the window:

  • a large boy Bengal
  • a thuggy tomcat
  • two fat black cats
  • the oldest neighbourhood resident, a mostly white with bits of grey cat, who has a mournful and put-upon expression.
Esgaroth · 13/02/2026 20:07

She sounds like Kettle - loves people, hates other cats!

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 13/02/2026 20:14

Esgaroth · 13/02/2026 20:07

She sounds like Kettle - loves people, hates other cats!

Or Gizmo.
Loves himself, not keen on other cats (although fine with Linney)

.......... and very keen on me. Especially when I'm opening a pouch of cat food. Or carving a chicken.

Or making pigs in blankets, as I was earlier today. Gizmo was very, very interested, but they were still raw when he attended the kitchen with that look in his eye.

So I didn't give him any. Mind you, I won't be serving them to him once they're cooked, either.

Kirova · 13/02/2026 21:23

Gizmo sounds like he might love food above all else! Was he as food-obsessed as this in his younger, TC days?

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 13/02/2026 21:37

Kirova · 13/02/2026 21:23

Gizmo sounds like he might love food above all else! Was he as food-obsessed as this in his younger, TC days?

On the few occasions when TC managed to break into our house he'd head straight for the food and eat everything visible. He would get VERY grumpy if anyone tried to remove him.
We used to look after him when his dad was away and he was very keen at feeding time in his own house too...

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EmpressaurusKitty · 13/02/2026 22:00

Breadcat24 · 13/02/2026 18:20

@Esgaroth now you have a furry coat too
Micia is a bit grumpy today but at least she likes the fish toy

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And she’s on the carpet!

Kirova · 13/02/2026 22:16

Her last night in foster care! She'll be up savaging her crinkle fish and bringing me all her toys at dawn, no doubt.

The Excellent Cats welcome the new year by planning an expedition in search of 'She who must not be named'
TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 14/02/2026 01:16

Kirova · 13/02/2026 21:23

Gizmo sounds like he might love food above all else! Was he as food-obsessed as this in his younger, TC days?

I gather that trying to nick the food from all of Grumpy's cats was his raison d'etre back in the day.

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 14/02/2026 01:19

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 14/02/2026 01:16

I gather that trying to nick the food from all of Grumpy's cats was his raison d'etre back in the day.

Also, as soon as Linney finishes eating, Gizmo is straight in there, trying to finish everything that's left.
I am very strict and I take the bowl away.
Gizmo hasn't got an OFF switch.

EmpressaurusKitty · 14/02/2026 09:08

If a cat sent a Valentine card.

The Excellent Cats welcome the new year by planning an expedition in search of 'She who must not be named'
Allergictoironing · 14/02/2026 10:59

Especially for @TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne

Just watched last night's The Last Leg. They were talking about Valentine's day & reported about a cat rescue with a fabulous new promotion.

You can pay to have a cat named after your ex, then neutered. Naturally I thought of Broon!

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 14/02/2026 11:01

MN really should bring the laughing emoji back.
Genius 😁

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Kirova · 14/02/2026 11:29

I'm guessing Gizmo has been "done" long ago. And I also guess that @TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne's ex is not called Gizmo!

Esgaroth · 14/02/2026 13:17

Kettle's wondering whether to bother going out or not.

The Excellent Cats welcome the new year by planning an expedition in search of 'She who must not be named'
Esgaroth · 14/02/2026 13:21

He decided not.

Breadcat24 · 14/02/2026 14:16

lost the cat then saw eyes

The Excellent Cats welcome the new year by planning an expedition in search of 'She who must not be named'
TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 14/02/2026 14:41

Kirova · 14/02/2026 11:29

I'm guessing Gizmo has been "done" long ago. And I also guess that @TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne's ex is not called Gizmo!

He isn't called Linney, either.

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