Chicken, Dreamies and Lickelix - the Excellent Cats form a disorderly queue

[TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne]

..... behind Gizmo, of course.

Calling all cats! Come and get some chicken.

Oh dear.
Pa Broon is sounding interested now.

We. Do. Not. Need. A. Cat. Ouija. Board.

Matilda can't even be trusted with parcel ribbon. I don't think I want to let them loose with a ouija board. Who knows what they might attempt to summon.

I’m picking Kitty’s ouija board up tomorrow evening. Awaiting results with interest.

I was wondering who on earth dreamt up the idea of a cat ouija board - but considering the uptake here they were clearly a marketing genius. 🤣

Who knows what they might attempt to summon.

The most expensive cat food on Amazon, probably. They must know that your card details are saved on there @HumanToCatBeasties

A dedicated butler perhaps?

For when we fail to meet expectations.

For when we fail to meet expectations.

Ooh, that reminds me.
I was walking towards the kitchen yesterday to give the cats their breakfast, when Gizmo bit me on the leg. He didn't sink his teeth in, but it was clearly to let me know that I wasn't walking fast enough.

I definitely wouldn't let Gizmo near a cat ouija board 🤣

Well, ouija update. No demons have been summoned overnight, or if they have then they have been hidden away now. This morning Raven and Lex have both been playing with it. Lex hardly ever plays with toys but he was like a wide eyed kitten again chasing the moving tail thing. It's like one of those fluffy worm things with invisible string that you could get in the 80s and make it look like the worm was alive. (Probably explaining it really badly!)

This is the worm thing

Perhaps they are communing with the other side, cats you have owned in the past. They could have some useful tips on the best ways to get extra roast chicken out of you.

Maybe! It's definitely a hit at the moment so I am pleased that they're enjoying it. I want to see what Fred thinks but he's in hiding at the moment as my sister is staying for a few nights. She is definitely not a cat person so was a bit nonplussed when Lex and Toad both insisted on sitting on her lap last night.

Not my photo and NMCs but just sayin'...

@RumNotRun https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/the_litter_tray/5403480-i-think-ive-just-figured-out-how-the-world-ends

You have to let everyone know that when the world does end, it was your cats that did it 😄

Breadcat has a "seeing ghost/aliens" pose (which I wish I had a picture of but to describe
Front end flat with front legs akimbo, arse in the air tail lashing. Head frantically looking up to sky and side to side. Followed by mad dash.
We are haunted, about to get eaten by monsters or she is batty

Oh by the way are there plans to release a cat ouija board made out of ham and chicken because that is the only way she will commune with it

Gizmo and all the Excellent Cats would be v. interested in such a Ouija board.

Kitty’s been out seeing to her plants.

I wonder if catnip can enhance the use of an Ouija board?

I've got a plant on the deck that had died off and needed to be tidied up anyway, but I was wondering how it had got quite so limp. Well mystery solved. Kettle could clearly do with some gardening tips from Kitty.

Maybe it’s another attempt at camouflage?

A friend just sent me a photo of her cat in his pirate ship. https://www.therange.co.uk/pets/cats/cat-posts-scratchers-and-towers/pirate-ship-cat-scratcher#443758

I would worry that Herbs would summon the angry spirits of all the pigeons he's killed if we got the ouja board.
2 more this week....😥

😢

That looks fun, wonder if there's a pirate outfit to go with it....

Probably!