I am not bloody calling it Velcro!!

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Please help me with a name for these two. The black one just wanted neck snuggles so my DD in all of her wisdom has nicknamed her Velcro but this is me putting my foot down. Its not happening.

Sorry but Velcro is an awesome name for a cat

Velcro and Not Velcro.

Pip and Squeak.

There's a middle road here:
Little charcoal behaves like Velcro which is a loop and hook fastening.
You like the name Luna (which is dreadfully popular for a kitten).
Loopy Loopus reflects DDs intention and your initials choice.

However Lupus means wolf which is a weird thing for a cat so go super feline with the other name with something like Panthera Tigris.

What about Little Pearl?

Short for a pearl necklace, ie it hangs (snuggles)around your neck.

Or Snuggles/Snug/snuggy?

We had a female kitten whose face was mouselike, so Mouse it was.

Lucille for the black and white one, Alice for the brown and white!

Betty and Veronica.

Not peal necklace!

I like sooty but I love velcro

Velco and zipper !

We have a cat called Bella. A few months ago another cat that looked just like her started hanging around - so we nicknamed the interloper Not Bella. Then another cat of same colouring but different markings appeared - that one is now called Not Not Bella.

Bless you, @Isheabastard . Please don't Google pearl necklace.

I am with DD velcro is a great name

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I love Velcro, and the other clever linked suggestions.

Team Velcro here. Zippy and Buttons also cute..

Team velcro

i like Velcro and buttons

we have 3 cats, each acquired a few years apart. You can tell dd was maturing because the cat’s all have very different names. I quite like the time capsule it has created.

Velcro and Zippi are ace names! Genius, @TheLightSideOfTheMoon 💪

OP, if you are not a seamstress, please become one!

Velcro and Zippy are awesome names.

Actually think I might give Cheddar Velcro as a middle name. It's brilliant

I think you are outvoted OP. Velcro and Zippy it is.

We had a tiny black kitten who was officially called Asterix but ended up named Blott for similar reasons to Meep. He grew up into a huge black and white psychopath so his name evolved to Blott on the Landscape.

I also have a cat named Megatron which is down to the 8 year olds Transformers phase.

For all these reasons I think Velcro is an excellent name.

Velcro and Poppers, Poppy for short?

Velcro is a brilliant name! Or they could be Hook and Loop. 😁

My dog was named by the children of the breeder and is called something daft like Snowy Chocolate Button Fiddlesticks - it's so inane I refuse to remember it. Not great for a working gundog.....

Team Velcro and Zippy

You can call cats totally random names - it's half the point of having them.

Mine are Disco and Biscuit. Slightly worried about the day DD is old enough to get it.

I like Hook and Loop.

But then I was overruled with muppet and mayhem - which actually would have suited ours better.

This!

We have seagulls that DH has become very fond of. They are called;

Harry
Mrs Harry
Baby Harry
The Other Baby Harry

For the cuddler: Lt Worf as he was a Klingon.