To a life well spent – RIP Cap'n V

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In memory of Cap'n V

I think FWK may have broken one of the kittens 😹

Omg I want the one eyed kitten 🥰

It’s buckled in the heat @Allergictoironing.

Fluffy 🤣

I was talking to a customer today who has 8 savannah's 😱😱😱 makes my 3 look positively restrained 🤣🤣

We met a chap at a show who had 9 bengals, he said they worked in teams. He looked so calm too.

My immediate thought at that was to remember the gorgeous Chris Pratt with his team of Raptors in Jurassic World

Prince did lots of night mewing, bravely killed catnip mouse, and helpfully assisted me to the loo this morning.

We are back in bed recovering.

Prince definitely knows how to 'cat'.

As for 9 bengals. I do like the Jurassic World analogy. I had a mental image of a circus lion tamer when I read it.

I’m sure they were all good bengals who never did anything that was their fault.

Absolutely Fluffy. Humans are much worse than animals anyway. Look at Putin:

• random attacks on upright neighbours
• steals food
• Flirts with local women
• ruthlessly invades others’ territory
• sees repellents as a challenge
• takes control of means of transport to paralyse logistics of neighbours.

Whoever heard of a cat like that?!? I’m sure Grumpy joins me in this - defence of the reputation of innocent little kittens is vital in these dark times.

Whatever will a cat be accused of next? It’ll be libel about toilet roll shortages, mark my words.

I was talking to a customer today who has 8 savannah's 😱😱😱 makes my 3 look positively restrained 🤣🤣

Haven't heard from Just for a while...

She doesn't live in north Devon does she?

Just saw a story in the news about a Russian woman who died and her body had been eaten by her 20 maine coones when police broke in a couple of weeks later. The cats survived. That would be Matt, he wouldn't hesitate! 😹

How are you today Queen. Hope Ollie on healing duty.

The cat who has been my shadow while the chicken was in the slow cooker has now disappeared after having chicken.

Theres a lesson here if I was the kind of girl who learnt lessons 🤨

It’s not personal Fluffy.

Woke up to find this in bed.

He's settled in quickly Lana!

I'm most impressed with Prince. Clearly a cat who really knows where his towel is.

He’s very dear.

Been out for a few minutes daily and now he comes back on calling, despite not wanting to. I’m so impressed - Mr C and Capn didn’t do obedient.

I can’t keep him in for the full fortnight, it’s too hot for him.

He’s fascinated by the garden at dusk, which may be tricky, cos it’s got foxes and I won’t be letting him roam about in dead of night. Mr Fox is size of labrador. I hope Prince understands and doesn’t just get the arse with helicopter pet parent.

Milkshake here

That’s the best ad for milk I’ve ever seen.

Escape artist here. Came back after an elegant 30 min performance of Shaky Packet Dance in Nightdress by me.

I don’t think he needed to look quite so shocked 😀

Sybil is giving everyone dirty looks today. I think she's realised that SOMEBODY ELSE has been using HER favourite box.

🤣🤣🤣

Look who just dropped in for 30 seconds