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"When I get a cat it won't...."

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indiesearcher · 17/02/2022 13:25

I'll start;

When I get a cat it won't climb on the kitchen surfaces.

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Tdcp · 17/02/2022 13:27

That picture 😂

I've always had cats so I'm well aware that I am in fact a slave and just do as I'm told

LaurieSchafferIsAllBitterNow · 17/02/2022 13:28

and that is exactly why I did not go for that style of extractor.

I am a complete pushover for all animals, but the children never got away with anything! :o

purpleme12 · 17/02/2022 13:30

That cat looks like he's living the life of riley!

ColonelNobbyNobbs · 17/02/2022 13:30

‘Be allowed on the new couch’

The day we got the couch:

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MrsMigginsCat · 17/02/2022 13:31

That cat is loving life. Brilliant pic.

purpleme12 · 17/02/2022 13:31

@ColonelNobbyNobbs

‘Be allowed on the new couch’

The day we got the couch:

So adorable
ColonelNobbyNobbs · 17/02/2022 13:32

(Was my husband who said that not me!). Also said they won’t be allowed sleep in the beds:

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YetAnotherSpartacus · 17/02/2022 13:34

... eat human food.

So I weakened and tried cheese and later cream and you know what? I was right. They won't eat human food.

YesItsMeIDontCare · 17/02/2022 13:34

When I get a cat it won't...

... give a shit 😂

Yep - I've always had cats too. I am under NO illusions.

StickerPlace · 17/02/2022 13:36

Hah that leg!!!!

Amazing.

Dancingfairydreams · 17/02/2022 13:37

That cat does not give a flying F @indiesearcher super handsome!!

CrunchTime22 · 17/02/2022 13:42

That's some serious attitude there. You didn't look at it did you? 😹

ChrissieLatham · 17/02/2022 13:47

Snap!

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NCforThis2022 · 17/02/2022 13:47

My parents got an outside cat. I've only seen him outside twice. They've had him for almost a year.

I tried to warn them. I told them I spend hours trying to work out what the cats want and then fulfil their requests but they were adamant that I just spoil mine and that their cat would be different.

indiesearcher · 17/02/2022 13:48

He's brilliant.

That leg is one he had surgery on late last year. He now drapes it about the place.

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indiesearcher · 17/02/2022 13:50

@ChrissieLatham yes!!!

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Tidypidy · 17/02/2022 13:53

When we get a cat it won't interfere with the model railway!

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Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 17/02/2022 13:55

@Tidypidy Grin.

Model railways are the ultimate cat magnet.

Tidypidy · 17/02/2022 13:58

[quote Grumpyoldpersonwithcats]@Tidypidy Grin.

Model railways are the ultimate cat magnet.[/quote]
She sleeps on there and gets very cross if the trains are running!

indiesearcher · 17/02/2022 14:01

I love these cats!!

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Shannith · 17/02/2022 14:01

Be used as an amusing Christmas prop

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Heytheredemons · 17/02/2022 14:01

Ong that picture.

Love the fact it has claimed the extractor fan like some sort of Pride Rock 🤣🤣

jadew88 · 17/02/2022 14:06

"Dictate to me when I do things"

Cat literally hangs off the door at human height and stares you dead in the eye until you let it in.

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purpleme12 · 17/02/2022 14:17

@jadew88

"Dictate to me when I do things"

Cat literally hangs off the door at human height and stares you dead in the eye until you let it in.

❤️ brilliant
SalsaLove · 17/02/2022 14:21

Put her butt in my face and knead my tits.