"When I get a cat it won't...."

[indiesearcher]

I'll start;

When I get a cat it won't climb on the kitchen surfaces.

I think so too indiesearcher, my carers say I should him encourage him OUT of the bowl, but he's a maine coon, he will be huge soon & he's happy so sod it!

Is that a dog in the background too?

Another 'cats will not be on the work surfaces in the kitchen'.

He used to love sitting on the water filter which as it was kept on the window sill wasn't strictly the work surface but...

(A photo of an old photo dating back to 1995!)

Will not be allowed to walk across the keyboard and send my email into drafts.