Chez Ollie - The Not My Cats of many colours edition - All welcome

[TheLongRider]

New thread time.

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Lovely big paws, that is!

I expect we will 😊

Humans in the house are having pukka pie with chips for tea as it’s what we ate when we beat Denmark and Ukraine 👍 so we are doing our bit 🦁🦁🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤞

Chunky paws! Ollie is looking at his own paws

Here's mine taking up his daily watching post to guard the border and terrorise the poor lovely cat next door

Captains Paws are nourished by M&S so you expect a certain quality of fur. Was not disappointed.

I've just been outside with some thrive tuna treats
Neighbour "oh he won't eat those (about ancient cat), snd they're meant to be good for him"
Ancient cat knocks tube over and devours them
Neighbour "CATS. FFS"

I’ve been granted tummy access after dh gave her ham.

I’ve had to hide the dreamies from him after he gave her 10 for no reason in one morning plus a slice of turkey & then told me not to over-feed her.

She can have 2 dreamies post brushing.

Tummy treats are the best.

@Fluffycloudland77 - you do not want Puddy to know how many Dreamies Leroy gets after a brush 🙈🙊

No, she doesn’t need more evidence I’m tight.

Capn had to be lured back into bed with another fistful of treats last night so I could sleep with my hand on him to console for footy loss. I went in for a hug too.

He waited till I’ve passed out and hopped off to go and menace pigeons from the windowsill.

There was a dead bird laid neatly on the patio yesterday, not a little one either

Such a shame we can't share videos on here.

Guess which idiot fell off her new mobility scooter this weekend.

Note to self.... I am not Lewis Hamilton and Donuts on a scooter are neither big nor clever.

Did you get hurt?.

I’ll up the dreamies to 3. I gave her one pump of salmon oil yesterday & she's ravenous today so I won’t be doing that again!

Miraculously I do not have one tiny bruise!!

I've jarred my hand a wrist though which isn't fun as I need my hands a lot for my walking frame and wheelchair. The pain is easing though, thought I would need an X-ray at one point x

Tea is late. Again

Current favourite cat meme. You need to swipe to the second page.

www.instagram.com/p/CO9n0PosBQt/?utm_medium=copy_link

That's excellent Fluffy.

So cats are just shouting more loudly at us in their own language and probably muttering under their breath about the inability of humans to learn other languages! Yep, sounds about right.

Has Princess Puddy insisted on listening to The Archers or is she more of Today cat?

She’ll be giving Boris the hairdryer treatment about cat food import delays on the Brexit Special Report this Thursday.

If Puddy likes The Archers she is going to be disappointed. Book Club and dessert island discs are also switched off with extreme prejudice.

In Our Time depends very much on the guest too.

Desert ffs 🙄

Did anyone else listen to this programme, "My cat, the Judge". www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000xltd

Haven't seen this little git for 3 weeks!

Hallo darling. Welcome home