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Older boy licking nipple

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bookshop1 · 31/01/2021 19:47

For the last week or so my 16 year old boy has been licking his nipple. I keep catching him and telling him to stop, which he does, but then catch him again later (2-3 times a day so it's not constant). He's going bald around it, but nipple doesn't look red/weepy/bloody.

He did it for a while a couple of years ago and nipple became very red and inflamed, and then he stopped and it got better.

Have wondered if he's stressed, but can't think of anything that could be causing it, although we did get a new washing machine a few days ago so could be the stress of that? He's generally very chilled. He has been a bit quieter the last couple of days

Anyone had similar/any ideas why he could be doing it, or any tips on something which may calm him?

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shouldistop · 31/01/2021 20:18

Hahaha

Muchtoomuchtodo · 31/01/2021 20:18

I really should read the thread!
I read the op then shouted up to my 15 year old ds to see if he could lick his nipple.
He can’t!
And now he wants to know why I asked!!!

BeakyWinder · 31/01/2021 20:19

Same OP as the 'mum snuggles adult son' thread from earlier? Envy

AnnaMagdalena · 31/01/2021 20:19

I dunno about the nipple-licking, but I was wondering why a 16 yr old boy would be stressed by the delivery of a washing machine.

Thank God some people are quicker than I am.

Lovemusic33 · 31/01/2021 20:20

I wonder how many people are now trying to see if they can lick their own nipples 🤔

CostaDelCovid · 31/01/2021 20:20

@Muchtoomuchtodo

I really should read the thread! I read the op then shouted up to my 15 year old ds to see if he could lick his nipple. He can’t! And now he wants to know why I asked!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
RogueV · 31/01/2021 20:21

OMG
Was genuinely disturbed when I read the opening post

littlepattilou · 31/01/2021 20:23

@WitchesBritchesPumpkinPants I agree. It's hilarious threads/hilarious thread subject matter that should end up in classics, not ridiculous ones like this.

And shocker the OP has posted the OP, and not come back to the thread yet... yawn........

bloodywhitecat · 31/01/2021 20:23

@HTH1

And there I was, trying to do it to see it it’s even physically possible when you were actually talking about a cat and not a distressed teenager!
Grin
TheVolturi · 31/01/2021 20:24

😂

DaylightSunlight · 31/01/2021 20:26

Was going to post "Your son can lick his nipple if he wants, what's it to you?" Then wait for the thread deletion message.

OP's title also made me wonder if "boy" was licking someone else's nipple nonstop. Had a frown while reading.

It seems others have a better idea of what OP's on about.

Malibu295 · 31/01/2021 20:26

😂😂 never considered it could be a pet until I read the comments....still laughing at the thought of OP's teenage son doing this 😂😂😂

MyMonsteraisDeliciosa · 31/01/2021 20:27

Hahaha what?!

LincolnshireYellowBelly · 31/01/2021 20:28

Is anyone else attempting to move their head in that direction, whilst sticking your tongue out to see if it is humanly possible?!

Perfect28 · 31/01/2021 20:28

Who wouldn't make it clear that this is an animal? What a weird post

dawnc27 · 31/01/2021 20:28

i can actually just lick my left nipple, the right im bout 5mm away.
i know this thanks to a bottle or 3 of gin and a game of truth or dare (dh verified!! i dont randomly get my nips out in front of others) this was pre covid though so i prob could do both now my boobs have grown more, along with the rest of me too ffs

Phipps91 · 31/01/2021 20:28

I very nearly asked my OH to try and lick his nipple to see how doable this was!! 😂😂

Dowermouse · 31/01/2021 20:30

Wow, imagine being so bendy. I can just about reach (Bob 36f), my (young, breastfed) kids find it freaking hilarious.

MiddleClassProblem · 31/01/2021 20:31

I can get my toe on my knows 💁🏽‍♀️

MiddleClassProblem · 31/01/2021 20:32

Fuck it! Nose...

MiddleClassProblem · 31/01/2021 20:32

Can’t type for shit though

Pinkfreesias · 31/01/2021 20:32

I was picturing your boy as a contortionist!

Mildredandmaud · 31/01/2021 20:33

Do male animals have nipples??Confused

JohnMiddleNameRedactedSwanson · 31/01/2021 20:33

I thought we had a nipple troll.

Port1aCastis · 31/01/2021 20:33

Haaaa I thought the woman's given birth to a contortionist on speed until I found out the boy in question was a nipple licking pet

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