Captain V ruling the roost

[QueenCT]

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Leroy's fine - now out with DS.

DS wasn't here last night. He was at his dad's.
DS: "Why does this shit always happen when I'm not there???"
Me: "You'd have slept through it anyway."

He has form...

I slumbered through a burglary (3 burglars) and flashing police cars etc etc (5 officers) in the house I was staying in on hol with mates.

The burglars made off with a piano.

Don't blame DS - if you've been brought up with cats that snore...

Here is the tiny kitten I visited. Finally the photos are attaching!

Look at that little gingery nose!

Ollie has just come in covered in those little green seeds from whatever hedge he's been snoring in. He's prancing about and won't let me remove them

King of the Jungle, innit

Also he has to then be brushed for AGES which is the BEST thing. I swear he does it on purpose

Marshmallow beds are half price on petprezzies.com if anyone is interested in buying their fury overload an early xmas present.

My furry overload gets to kip with me, it's the only bit of his job description I insist on. Overload has it right

Ha, furry not fury. Although I have a fury overlord at the moment. Matt marched up to the dog and smacked her across the face for no reason this morning

I think someone has been in the litter tray...

Has he let you watch telly for a bit yet? a bite to eat? Never mind

YAYAYAY TEAM MATT 1 = DOG 0

It's about boundaries, innit. How would you like it if a large, smelly stranger moved into your house and wouldn't go? Don't ask me not to be on Matt's side; everything he does is adorable.

My fury overload has put the evils on me because I won't go to bed.

Was that Paws being cheeky, QueenPaws? [shocked]

Sounds like Matt has decided to show the dog who is boss, Papergirl1968

Paws is hunting in the hedges just seen him dive in after something

That's a one-star for you on petadvisor.

Our local wildlife has shown her displeasure at the chip van being shut for a day.

Matt has taken to sleeping on the bannister, with a drop of about 20ft on the one side.
Seeing as he rolled off the back of the sofa in his sleep the other day, and landed with a crash in my lap, this does not seem the wisest choice of beds.
I get him down and he gets back up...
Excuse the mess in the pic. Although actually if I moved the clothes the bannister might not be as comfy!

Looks like your house is a similar layout to ours Paper. Leroy gets on the bannisters too, but doesn't settle down. Gymnastics on "the beam", that's what he does 😱.

You have my sympathy.

Your heart is in your mouth watching, isn’t it, Yes?
Matt was trying to get down off the fence the other day and lost his balance, skidding down to land in an undignified heap in the plants.

Someone is comfortable

Tbh Queen it would take quite a lot not to be comfy in that 😁.

Very chic neutrals in your office @QueenPaws. 'And this is our creative director and my manager Oliver, idea-napping in the executive lounge'.

That banister looks v comfy with all the padding on it, @Papergirl1968. He's loving the height, makes them feel safe .

Capn V falls off everything. So cute but I too stuff the place with soft landings.

Ollie already has one.

Where is everybody? It's like the Marie Celeste....

Leroy's here.

That is not our box. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Wednesday was trying to catch a moth. She couldn’t get down from the shelf 😂😂