Captain V ruling the roost

[QueenCT]

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Whereas apart from the occasional bit of chicken or ham (they prefer SMOKED ham!), my pair look at me as though I've insulted them if I offer them any human food. Oh or tinned tuna, they like that but I don't so it's technically cat only food in my house

This includes any cooked fish, prawns, other sliced meats, lamb pork or beef, anything sweet or creamy, gravy.....

I think I've just won a battle with the cat.

Hobbes was on the worktop in the kitchen for the umpteenth time. I turn around, spot him and instead of telling him off, let out an exasperated sigh. He turns tail, shrugs his shoulders and trots back to the neutral ground of the windowsill.

I can control a cat with a sigh!

Blinking Flip Long, that's netflix-series Mind Control.

Hissing works as well as sighing. Though hissing feels slightly embarrassing even if no other humans are there to witness it.

I only use hissing if they're being aggressive to me or another cat. He is knows the words "No!" and "Down!". He grumbles at me if I tell him off and he thinks I'm being unreasonable.

Here he is helping with the ironing.

I didn't hiss very often

Look at those amazing green eyes!
But what is this "ironing" you refer to?

Oh Long, I love it when they tick one off.

Mr C, who was never one for red tape, crooned with righteous indignation when I mistakenly accused him of wazzing on the curtains. Didn't try that one twice, me.

Cap's had two breakfasts and passed out snoring loudly in the hall. I've got a mini fridge for him to kip in for the 99 degrees expected later.

The bloke turned up with cheesecake. Win. Ollie is mostly ignoring him

Cap's had two breakfasts and passed out snoring loudly in the hall. I've got a mini fridge for him to kip in for the 99 degrees expected later

How's the litter tray training going Lana?

@QueenCT

The bloke turned up with cheesecake. Win. Ollie is mostly ignoring him

I hate you.

I need cheesecake.

Oh god, I’m inexplicably ravenous today - send that man with cheesecake to me immediately!

Someone has just climbed through the window with his giant bunny paws, knocked my cup of tea over, looked round at it and carried on to the food. Hint, it wasn't ollie

Suck it up, buttercup. I am feeling no sympathy for spilt tea.

I still don't have any cheesecake.

I am still cross about it.

Any man who comes bearing pizza is surely a keeper. - and I’m a poet who doesn’t know it

That has to be a definitive guide to 21st cent. love @Papergirl1968.

Should be on Paper, arf.

Litter tray 1: used with maximum sound effects.
Litter try 2: angrily kicked aside with fat orange back leg.

We've had fried chicken (whole breast for Sir) and catnip. Now resting.

That sounds like great progress, Lana. At least one litter tray was deemed acceptable!

Raaaaarrrrr

Well you will hang those delightful climbing curtain frames for him

He's loving it

Oooh that photo of Charlie really cracked me up!

Charlie is such a character!
Matt says good morning from the bathroom windowsill.
Out of all the comfy places to sleep, why you would choose a windowsill, especially one you couldn’t even see out of, @is beyond me but there you go.
#catlogic

Oops, stray @ crept in there.

Probably the only spot where he won't be eaten by the DAWG @Papergirl1968. He is such a darling beautiful boy.

His head is being beautifully warmed by the sun coming in, can't see how far down the body that effect is but they DO love being in the sun (until it gets as hot as it already is here today ofc! )

Character? He's a bloody menace! I came down this morning to find Coca Cola all over the carpet.... he'd chewed through the cans and it had gone everywhere. I have no words!