Paws, Ollie, Captain V and all the rest

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New thread!
I’ve found two so much more hard work (and expensive) than one, Queen

You can stop prodding me mama

The force is strong with him

My neighbour "maybe he fell out a tree?"
Me Ollie? Climb a tree?

Just saw this on the memes thread and had to share it here. 😂

How is Big O today?

On the way to the VET. Before breakfast

Hope you both managed to get some sleep, queen.
Waiting for the next Ollie bulletin...

Vet can't find anything but he is sat on the floor glaring and refusing to move apparently
Looks like painkiller and watch and wait

That’s a relief that the vet can’t find anything.
Was he still limping at home this morning?

Yep very obviously. He refused to walk for the vet

Poor Ollie! 😿 Is he home now or have you had to leave him there for observation?

He is home after a painkiller injection

Good! Hope you’ve got jacket potato and lots of his other favourite snacks to tempt the patient’s appetite

You’ll have to film him and email it next time. The painkiller should help.

Asbo did that to me, came inside in a right state then practically pirouetted around the surgery finishing with standing on his injured hind legs to peer on top of the table. After the vet had stayed late to see him.

Asbo

Well done Queen. Movie and a lie-down, cottage pie. Did it feel weird going out for such a long time?

Very! I have put jeans on and feel overdressed

I don't think I'll ever fit into my jeans ever again.

Now - OLLIE! naughty boy! Don't you go scaring Mama and the rest of your adoring fans like that EVER AGAIN. I did wonder about a car. Is there any way he can be confined to barracks unless you are watching him Queen?

He's on house arrest now for the time being. Keeping himself entertained by clambering on everything and falling off the sofa. Helpful

Me and Capn V are still in bed. Pigsick of paint. He's had 3 breakfasts and it's lunchtime now.

I might bring the pie in here and netflix After Life while he has his nap.

Standards are slipping. It's great.

Matt and Socks send their best wishes to Ollie and say get well soon!

He's really helping his leg rest here

That cottage pie's gone. Portion control in this restaurant is not what it was

How are we feeling this evening?

Well I've just had a woman round shouting at me because she's just had to have her dog put down. According to her vet (she says) it's because her dog ate poo from a cat with "feline AIDS". And she's "swears to god..." if she sees Leroy poo outside... because she's never seen me with a poo bag... ..., although I don't know exactly what that means.

I dunno. My research says it wouldn't happen.

Ridic. Woman deranged by grief.

You poor thing. What an unpleasant and bizarre event. Have a nice cuddle with Leroy and forget about it. There's a lot of lockdown loopy out there.

I tried, but there was Important Cat Business going on outside that needed Full Attention, Mad Tail Thrashing and Growly Noises, and thus Not Available For Cuddles.