Paws, Ollie, Captain V and all the rest

[Papergirl1968]

New thread!
I’ve found two so much more hard work (and expensive) than one, Queen

Coaster, I think the not knowing is the worst. Every day I hope for good news.

@Papergirl1968 thank you. Your thoughts mean a lot. I may go for a little walk now with some dreamies. Baby is screaming though so it depends if his dad can settle him. He usually sleeps through.

Could you send a flyer to all the vets in the area in the post?.

I was thinking last night how uncommon it is for cats to be missing an ear tip. If someone’s taken him in and he needs vet treatment or prescription flea treatments it might spark a memory if the vets practice is aware a b&w with a missing ear tip is lost.

Especially if the person bringing him in doesn’t know how he came to be missing an ear tip and assume it’s an injury. I only found out about ear tipping on here.

@Allergictoironing, nothing wrong with say yes to the dress. Some of the mothers are such cows telling their daughters they look fat though when they’ve come out feeling all pretty. I could slap some of them.

It's Curvy Brides Boutique I like the best, very good for the larger ladies.

I'm shocked at the number of mothers who insist on what they want, rather than what the bride wants. Other entertainments are the brides who say they want something "classy" & keep going for dresses that make them look like a cross between a showgirl and a prostitute.

Cats don't care what I watch. They prefer me watching live TV (not using live pause) or BBC stuff, so I don't need to use one hand to fast forward through the ads rather than fondle them.

One woman’s classy is another’s showgirl 😀.

Best one was a girl who took against her bespoke $25k dress, ordered another one the same price and her parents were paying for it. She was such a pita I bet they were glad her dh was taking them off their hands.

She’d wanted see through material on the boob area, didn’t seem to join the dots that her nipples would be seen then.

Kitchen ceiling fell down last night. Capn V got a mood on because a workman dared enter this am before Breakfast II was served. Had to be picked up (cat not painter) and did the Embarassment ie flailed, punched and wailed in manner of Tragic Abuse Victim.

Sulk.

Oh my lord, have they fixed it?. That’s some serious side eye he’s giving you there.

Kitchen ceiling fell down last night.

Assuming you and Cap’n V were nowhere near Supersimkin2.

Liking the ideas for bad TV watching!

Poor delicate little darling, I do hope his sensitive fragile nerves weren't shattered. He's clearly in need of comfort food and treats to return to calm.

He's putting it on...

I have just proudly showed an emergency workman my homemade ladder that gets me & the dulux onto the kitchen ceiling. He left without comment.

3 min later the agent rang to say despite lockdown a team of four decorators arrives at 8am tomorrow.

Rude

Blimey, Lana, it could only happen to you!
I’m glad it’s getting sorted.

I just received a letter saying I'm at risk! Only thing I can think of is that I used to occasionally get (comparatively mild) asthma in the past, but not since I stopped doing any sport & haven't had any inhalers for over 10 years. The letter specifies "severe asthma" - never been hospitalised with it, never bed ridden, never had an attack lasting more than about 20 mins.

Kitties would love it if I didn't go out for 12 weeks, but would be a pita for my poor DSis having to do my shopping. In fact, she has moral objections to Asda which is where I get my prescriptions from and normally shop myself.

AIBU to sort of ignore what seems to be an over reaction by NHS?

I've got very, very mild asthma - where's my letter?

Not that I want priority shopping, but I'd like something to justify having a nap when DH is cleaning the kitchen.

Do you have a picture of your ladder Super? How rude of him to not comment positively on your skillz.

It is dismantled as I am clearing the kitchen for the team.

But I sneaked in a quick coat of the hall ceiling and cornices before the so-called professionals get here

Honking

Just wanted to share a picture of idiot Morticia showing off her fluffy fat tummy 😭😭

I love the way she's coyly covering her "bits" .

How can you be near that floofy tummy without burying your face in it?

I did afterwards 😁 just thought she looked so funny I couldn’t resist! Plus it shows how good tempered she is 💕

Fudgetastic gorgeous gal.

Ollie is snoring, I'm eating this pile of deliciousness

Tell me that's not griddled halloumi...

what is the recipe for the salad pls

It is! Salad is a version of this https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/vegetables-recipes/tasty-tabbouleh-salad/

Niiiice. Next lockdown I know where I'll be stuck, sadly unable to travel home for some weeks.

Best ever excuse for getting takeaway tonight: the kitchen's now optic white and so bright I can't go in