Paws, Ollie, Captain V and all the rest

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New thread!
I’ve found two so much more hard work (and expensive) than one, Queen

I always think if men find you difficult your on the right track.....

I'm getting shouted at (well Girlcat's equivalent, a faint cry) every time I try to spend time on the PC like now. She was upstairs asleep when I came in here, and was moaning at me within 3 minutes of sitting down.

Matt is self isolating on the trampoline

What a deiicious Easter treat he is. Fudgy!

I am a Bad Cat Slave .

Was on the phone to my SiL telling her how cute my kitties are, and needed to change position slightly to ease my back. Well how was I to know that Girlcat had slipped round the back of the sofa & crept behind my legs? I (very gently) caught her under the chin with my slippered foot. I am now a cruel monster who can't be trusted

The gift of food may serve as a humble attempt at reparation.

Did you chase after her saying “nooo, it was an accident! An accident!”

I did follow after her apologising in my crooniest voice, but she gave me a look of disgust & fled upstairs. Supper does seem to have brought her back down, and she let me stroke her back as she dived headfirst into the bowl.

Lovely SiL did say Girlcat would probably forgive me just in time for supper, and has proven to be correct.

Ahh, you may think you’re forgiven but at this very moment she’s plotting ways to kill you

Or increase her nutritional intake

Capn has woken up feelin' frisky. Requires catnip mouse.

I must make mouse if none avail in shops.

In Memorium of TBT.

RIP Tim.

I must make mouse if none avail in shops.

You can buy those Molly’s Mice over the internet.

mollysmice.co.uk/

Toddlerteaplease recommended them and I have bought them for two cats I know. I turned up at some friends with expensive wine, lovely flowers and the catnip mice. The catnip mice were the cheapest of the three but definitely the most appreciated. I sent them to the other cat through the post. Again, a total success, thanks to Toddlerteaplease. Both cats have bitten the ears off but the cat nip seems to last quite well.

Or increase her nutritional intake

Not ALL cats are completely stomach led Lana! I was a little concerned that she turned her pretty little nose up at her good morning dreamies today, but turns out she was just trying to hurry me up for breakfast - which she took 3 mouthfuls of then went up to sleep on the bed to recover from the effort. That's normal for my 2 - they are natural grazers and will take all day to get through breakfast, then all night to get through supper, they just like when I put the fresh down.

Have you tried Capt V on Yeoww bananas yet? I foresee a lifelong love affair (life of the banana that is!)

Ohh, just had a look and the mice are reasonable and I love the designs.
Socks has taken to carrying her mousie round with her, while trying to meow “momma, look what I’ve got!”

Leroy does that with his Mousie, it really is adorable 🥰. Even at 3am when his meow wakes me up 🤷🏼‍♀️.

Get spares in case it goes missing.

Yes, Mousie was brought on to my bed at about 3am too. Cheers, Socks, just what I wanted 😂

Damn you nettie434 - I followed your link so just HAD to buy a pack for my pair .

This was the face I got when I took the bin bag out so paws raccoon couldn't get in it

Paws!

Advance warning: a new TLT poster will be on shortly..

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8213527/Cambridge-University-worker-pictures-big-wildcat-size-Labrador-roaming-garden.html

I read this earlier. The comments in the Daily Mail were hysterical. Most people thought it just a rather large moggy.

He's a very nice, friendly big kitty. Needs a loving home.

What's the betting there'll be a knock on Queen's door.

'Delivery!!!!!'

Ollie won't answer it.