Paws, Ollie, Captain V and all the rest

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I’ve found two so much more hard work (and expensive) than one, Queen

No, you can't come in Ollie. That is not practicing social distancing
Ollie - wailing his head off outside

Aww Coaster, hope you and all your boys will be very happy in your new home 🥂🍾

Cats can't get corona. Guess who knew before humans?

Why why why did Matt go out and then come in to do a poo in Socks’ litter tray?
Why could he not do it outside? And if he had to do it inside why could he not use the big hooded litter tray instead of the small kitten litter tray as he had to perch on the edge, nearly tipping it up in the process? #catlogic
Currently curled up snoozing against my leg...#catsdontneedtoisolate

He’s now doing a cross between a snore and a purr

He's loving it. Lie in here too.

Is that the new duvet cover? Now deemed acceptable, I see!

Gomez has taken to snuggling under the duvet with me 💕 stays there until dawn when she has to jump to the windowsill to shout at the birds 😂😂

Do me belly or I get off bed.

How can you resist the temptation to bury your face in that tummy,Lana?
And Gomez is a very sweet girl

She won’t let me go to bed without her now 💕 last night she lay on my arm purring TIL I went to sleep 💕

Just tottered back in with 2 packs of AGAIL, Doubly Delish.

I smacked a copper in Tesco.

He walked into me. Very big, very fat. Next time he came up behind me I swung the trolley 180. Both boxes of AGAIL flew right up his arse.

We looked at each other. I didn't blink. He shuffled off, shamefaced, to drool over the lard.

When I say 'fat', kindly remember I am the size of a tank. What I mean is that it hurt.

Oh dear, are you ok now?.

Leroy wants to know if the AGAIL, Doubly Delish. survived the ordeal. Feline priorities. 🤷🏼‍♀️

The AGAIL fine, Capn V hoovering it now.

I never thought the standout first time achievement aged 52 would be Hitting A Policeman.

Gangsta, me.

Everyone still here?. Dhs ent consultants died of it.

Dh has noticed only one relatives checked we're ok. Loads of people he knows through work have texted him.

I have to go in tomorrow but it will be a very quick visit.

Oh God, Fluffy, how awful. When did DH last see him.

February sometime. Didn’t have a follow up appt anyway.

Poor man,

Sorry sweetie I only just woke up and saw this or would have replied earlier. How are you feeling? Sad, obv, but DON'T WORRY.

The poor man and his family. He died a hero's death - think of all the people who are alive and will recover thanks to him.

As far as it goes for the rest of us, we've all been careful for a few days now, if not longer, and that looks like it's starting to work.

Well thank Christ DH is tougher than you think, evidently.

Bugger going to work all day, I say.

Sitting up to watch telly like a human.

The remote's vanished.

It’s everywhere.

Has Capn V sat on it?.

He's nicked it

I caught sight of a fat orange paw slapping something every now and then

I'll have to get out the rotisserie chicken to change channel.

I found a four-leaved clover today about 500m from my house. I'm good at finding them, I found four in the last year.

If anyone wants it for luck, PM me.