Cat chat - The Ollie and Paws show, with extra Little K drama

[TheLongRider]

Onwards and upwards for the denizens of the Litter Tray. Best of luck to all job-hunting, cat-mourning, Paws-swiping posters. I can't do a proper link to the old thread.

New boy cat arrives on Friday, a one-year old tabby boy currently under the moniker of "Bobby". I don't have a proper picture yet.

Tbf chamomile tea is vile.

I like weird flavour teas but yeah, I only have it in for bathing his eyes
His face was "not a KITTEN. Go away"

Try Pukka Three Mint tea. It's really nice. Much nicer than bog standard peppermint.

For drinking purposes, not eye-bathing 😂.

Ooh I'll give it a go. I have a subscription to bird and blend who are my faves
Little O has stomped off to go for a nap now

Equine eye infections were the only reason why my father allowed us to have tea bags in the house (as opposed to loose tea, blended in the pot)

I hope you realise Ollie has stomped off to nap on your date clothes.

I think he's playing me (Ollie). Went in the kitchen and he got a sniff of jacket potato, ran in and did huge eyes whereas before he was squinting at me

Got in from work to be confronted with a traumatised 15 year old daughter. Wednesday had crapped on the tv stand again and this time her dad said she had to clean it up. The kids are happy to feed and play with the cats not so keen on cleaning the litter tray.

I’m just glad it was sorted before I got in 😂😂😂

Cats are so beautiful. How does something so beautiful produce such hellish waste?

Wednesday has been sulking inside a Morrison’s paper carrier all evening as the girlchild won’t let her in her room 😂😂

Ohh, yes, good luck on the date, Queen!

Good luck love, remember to keep those standards as high as a cat would. Does the Human male please you? Is he busting a gut to do so? Has he offered choice titbits? Which you reject as not worthy at first?

I bought the Dreamies stocking today. I am not sure. I have 3 cats and a kitten. Is one enough?? €4.99 per sock

@ClientListQueen I am also queen of the tea bags for cat eyes. Is a chamomile better than a regular bag??

@YesItsMeIDontCare stop. I switched out the dirt trays before heading to the hospital this morning to see Mammy potter. Stuck the dirty one in the bathroom to be dealt with later. Came home. Busting for a p. Went into the bathroom. Gassed

@PotterHead1985 not entirely sure but the chamomile were Asda and my own are Yorkshire gold so I went for the cheapest

Video of paws and Ollie being lunatics up on ollies FB

Ollie has a fb. This I need to see

Thank you all for thinking of Mammy potter. She had 3 units of blood as her haemoglobin was 3!!! She had a barrage of tests and they said she's fine. However the damn cardiac team won't let her go home. They want to do an angiogram. She was meant to have it today but for reasons known only to themselves they didn't do it so she's stuck there the weekend. This hospitals cardiac team are notorious for this with her. She'll be stuck there for ages and everything looks grand. They'll eventually let her home.
But they have her anaemia controlled now and no idea why it happened.

Here you go
https://www.facebook.com/1190846060959728/posts/2820427104668274/

Oh lord. I bought one of those Yeowww catnip toys. Ollie doesn't react to catnip usually, it was for a friends cat. Paws has sucked it until it's soggy and is carrying it around the house, Ollie has now decided he wants the catnip and is smacking paws for it

VIDEO IT for Facebook. I'm living for your page master Ollie ❤️❤️

Ollie is Master in his own house and uppity youngsters can feck off !

I have some videos paws was on the bed, got fed up of Ollie screeching and jumped on him

Idiot Wednesday has crapped on the tv stand again 😔 any tips for making her stop? We had moved the litter tray slightly so we are going to put it back where it was and hope that helps...

@swampytiggaa can you temporarily put some tin foil on it?