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You’ll have to buy the huge boxes off amazon. Nothing says I love you more than 120 pouches being delivered.

@Fluffycloudland77 also nothing says "I now hate this food" more than 120 pouches delivered
Ollie pestered to go out. Went out. All too scary and is now cuddling mama

True! 😹

@Supersimkin2 I'm slightly concerned if he has more talents to reveal! I still don't know where his secret hiding place is.

My mate has also lost her cat, an ancient and greedy tabby of 19. She only lasted 48 hours without the feline fix, and was at Battersea pick-up door the day after the cremation with a cat basket.

New cat pees everywhere why is that always the new cat story...

This is my new sheepskin. For me. Ollie has kneaded it, lay down, farted and fallen asleep

Oh God! Cat farts, the worst thing known to womankind. They even beat Guinness farts and dog farts. How can something do small produce something so noxious.

Olli's always loved the more exclusive interiors accessory. Gentleman of taste and all that...

Tom is gorgeous, by the way. But we all knew that. :)

Hello I’m servant to 3 rescue moggies, two just over a year old, Apollo the most handsome ginger boy so laid back and kind, would never think of scratching you. Bella, a fat tortie lady who mooches for food 24/7 and loves my DD2. Then we have the Devil Kitten Kylo, the mini black panther. He attacks everything in site (and everything you can’t see too) when he’s not wrecking the house he very cunningly turns into the biggest sook ever and has the loudest purr and wants to snuggle with you. This is part of his evil masterplan to make you forgive him for the housewrecking. The three of them lord it over the dog who is terrified of them all. Kylo plays fetch like a dog I think he thinks he is part dog.

Litter tray rules sweetkitty - where's the pics?

He has his own sheepskin
I couldn't bear to move him because he looked so cute, and he slept all night beside me snoring and whiffling away

Oh little Olli, snuggled up with you. I bet he loves it. Can't help noting that the 'No Snoring and Farting in My Bed' rule seems to have gone by the wayside

MA bed NOW.

After nearly a fortnight of no Mr C, I finally know what a kingsize bed feels like. I rolled over in the night. Naughty me.

@sweetkitty time for some kitty crack for Ladies of the Litter - they all sound lush.

Oh he was purring and rolling over to gaze at me
Cats protection woman is coming today to try and scan Paws. I told Ollie she was coming to see him really

Good luck with that. We know what happens if Paws is not chipped, don't we.

I don't just mean 'go on then, nick a chip from my roast platter'. Although that will be happening too.

Good luck with that. We know what happens if Paws is not chipped, don't we

There might be a second alternative if you are feeling ready ... :) (and not suggesting that you are or should be, but a few of your posts above have suggested that you might be).

@sweetkitty my Bertie's name was Kylo for the few weeks he was in foster! He sounds a lot like your boy too, especially the very loud purr. He has a brother called Jedi and a sister called Princess Leia.

Has it really been almost a fortnight without Mr C?!

Dreamies!!!

The attempts at scanning Paws are going well. See photo

Exactly how many NMC have you got?

I think Paws has sent a ringer.

Is Ollie trying to convince you that this is Paws?

No, Ollie is sat there going "not Paws mama"
Yes Ollie, I am aware of that!!!
Cats protection lady "hmm. Maybe don't send Ollie to fetch him if he's just going to attract random cats"

It’s all going according to plan then.

sweetkitty what a tender scene.

Yes break out the salmon oil?

It's going great

Oh my goodness, if Matt hadn’t been asleep on our sofa for the last few hours, I’d swear that was him!