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Took this a moment ago. Socks is now entertaining herself dragging a trainer around the floor.
Favourite toys are her own tail, a peg and aforementioned trainer

I think socks is in charge isn’t she?.

Matt is currently on Threads I've Started

'AIBU to find toddlers annoying?'

He needs a fuss made of that belly.

Yep, that face says “why the hell did we have to bring this little rat into the house?”
She skips about at 100mph, taps his paws, finds his tail endlessly fascinating and occasionally commits the cardinal sin of walking under his belly.
And when he occasionally loses it with her and snaps at her he has me roaring “Matt, leave poor Socks alone. We don’t bite our little sisters!”
It’s a wonder he hadn’t moved out in protest.
On the other hand (paw?) she runs to greet him when he’s been in the garden for five minutes as if he’s come back after a round the world trip.
They’re very cute together.

He’s teaching her cat manners.

I'm not quite sure what Ollie would make of a kitten

Ollie's got Paws.

Matt needs extra cuddles. He is Top Cat and must be reassured. Only then will he love Socks properly.

I think he is teaching her manners. And washes her sometimes too.
You’ve had another name change, Lana. This time a subtle one.
Are you doing ok, lovely lady?

Bertie is being exceptionally cute tonight.

Aww, what big eyes!

I can never get back into MN when I log out by mistake except with a new name.

Am doing ok, which is a relief.

Very glad to hear it.
I never log out. Haven’t got a clue what my password is.
You’ll always be Lana to me anyway, just as YesQueen will always be Ollivander

O has just clambered in my bed, onto the sheepskin and slammed his tail over his eyes. Apparently it's bed time

Well Ollie and paws have been tearing around the place like kittens. Squeaking and jumping out at each other
Guess what I found on Paws this morning...?

A collar?

One better. Microchip

Ooh, exciting.

Yes you might wish to tell Ollie that he's got the choice. If Paws' microchip 'humans' aren't interested....

Stick a stamp on Paws and a label saying SW4.

Up to Ollie, that one.

Under normal circs no way for me but we can't have Paws homeless when there is a chaise longue, 24/7 M&S deli waitress service etc etc. I can liaise with CPL.

I suspect Matt secretly loves Socks in the manner Carson loves Lady Mary. The best thing about cats is how they get exasperated and get over it really quickly.

I am awaiting CP to chip check for me. They were hilarious this morning squeaking and jumping out at each other with me hissing "stand STILL so I can scan you"

Can't you just change the chip address to yours?

We had a nightmare here with Merlin, the vast, vocal white Siamese who the caretaker has faithfully fed and sheltered for years. We've all piled in with food, cat house, vet, etc. When Merlin's owner was contacted via chip, the bloody woman wouldn't give him up, despite Battersea Dogs' Home pointing out everyone else was keeping him alive. Esp caretaker who is easily 300 years old and has to get Merlin up with a gong at 6am as they are both deaf. Anyway, there's nowt we can do except look after him.

We shall see! Trying to work out if he's a six dinner size that just happily wanders outside or is poor neglected kitty

Paws is a girl! And only 1
As far as I've got

Ok so Paws has a home! And is actually a boy but registered as a girl
He clambers out the window which is how he gets in and out. And his real name is incredibly apt and I've just spent 5 minute howling when she told me

So does Paws live really close?