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Full recovery at 1am when he woke me up for food. I locked him in the kitchen after that & he had another wee & diarrhoea over the edge of his tray.

So, I think whatever it was has left the building. Naturally dh has slept through all of it.

Hello :) may I join in? I'm a first time cat slave and this is my owner, 17 week old Astrid (Princess Fluffy Dave).

She's gorgeous and fluffy and funny and bitey and licky and cuddly and I can't remember what life was like without her just four weeks ago.

Maine Coon? If she's that big at 17 weeks, she's going to be enormous!

I could just bury my hands in that floofy belly for hours

She is indeed a Maine Coon! She's absolutely lovely and oh so fluffy.

What a Sunday Stunner!! She is utterly lovely.

So lovely to see a kitten on the thread. Congrats on your new ruler.

She’s gorgeous, who’s her favourite human?.

What a cutie!!
I nearly fell off the sofa last night. Caught something out the corner of my eye, it was Paws doing a pogo impression up and down past the window as it wasn't open and he wanted in

She is lovely.
Here’s another kitten for you, Lana. In the one pic she’s curled up against Matt’s ample backside. Excuse the background mess!

Thank you all and thank you for the welcome!

I'm definitely her preferred slave. She just about tolerates the kids and will go to DH in a pinch but she follows me around all over the place and chirps at the door if I close it.

All the cats here are so beautiful! I've been waiting 35 years for my very own kitty and I'm thoroughly enjoying it!

More sick and a runny bottom again. Vets tomorrow night then.

Good luck Fluffy.

Look at tiny Socks!!!! she is so dear. I love Matt, back to the camera , providing imperturbable solidity and warmth for her.

London's got a new variation on the small dog trend. I've just cuddled a miniature dachshund puppy - tiny, oak brown, fluffy, bright-eyed, barely the length of a man's trainer. Baby Millie will grow up to weigh barely a third of a Bengal.

Asbo would enjoy a citybreak these days, Fluffy. Especially eating out.

Oh me tooo, I was wondering what hit me. The little snout, sniff.

Yes is Paws in tonight, Miss Two-Cats?

He flew in for some food, gave Ollie a kiss, they had a play fight and then he jumped back out the window

I have survived a night starving the Bengal. Didn’t get much sleep with the constant walking on me & tapping me, claws out, all night but he’s perkier.

Had half a chicken breast so far so we’ll see how that stays down.

Well done Olli and Yes. And little Paws, in the loving home where three is never a crowd.

Bloody hell Fluffy you must be shattered. asbo seems better.

Exhausted

Hello humans

Oooh Astrid is beautiful! Here are my two last night. Walter was very demanding last night, insisted on cuddles and I was only too happy to oblige.

Er...Bertie is freaking me out. He's a ninja cat! I swear he can teleport.

I just came home from taking the devil-child to school. Walked in...Walter asleep on the sofa. No Bert. Came upstairs, peeked in both bedrooms on the way past, no sign of Bert. That's not unusual, he likes to hide. Was a feral kitten and took a lot of rehabilitation. Anyway, so I headed to the bathroom, definitely alone (for once!). There I'm sitting, minding my own business, glanced up, and Bertie is sitting there, staring at me. I'm sure the door never opened! Glanced away for a split second and he'd vanished! Again, I'm sure the door didn't open.

Of course now he's being distinctly un-ninja like, snuggled up next to me purring and demanding head strokes by hitting me with his pointy little nose.

Matt is in the doghouse for not coming in till 3am. More fool me for letting him out late, thinking he’d only be five minutes. I regretted it when standing shivering in my nightie shaking Dreamies at stupid o’clock.
Meanwhile Socks seems to think she’s a monkey. I caught her climbing up the table leg. Matt’s face as he watched was

He’s got a stealth mode Coaster

Matt naughty!

Bert superhero cat with hidden powers that will be revealed episode by episode, I suspect.

Tom has decided on an intervention :

"Not enough Sheba Mummy.This time I go with you"

He's v like the revered and wonderful Ollie of @shequeen - but larger and with fangs still intact and a devotion to me so intense I hardly ever get a decent photo, as he is curled up so close/ slavering on my neck, licking my eyelids and patting my face with his paw.