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She's absolutely stunning. Normal rules don't apply to anyone that good-looking.

When she's not trying to rip me to shreds she's lovely really.....

Her tails soooo fluffy 😸👌

I know people tend to assume she's more Maine coon than Savannah

Ollie is in a mood. Bum wiggles and pounced on poor Paws. Now howling at me. Tried BIG cuddles but he wrestled out my arms and is shouting at the window. Told him not appropriate time for gallivanting so he's gone off to strop near the food cupboard

Socks bit the tip of Matt’s tail earlier. Matt was

Thanks for your advice on cashback, I’ll be signing up. And for the advice on the Blue Cross subsidised food. £59,000 seems an absolute fortune to me! Even when I was working full time that would have been more than twice my income.

We've had Little K on the bed for 10 mins solid. He fell off. Still wants more tinkly feather.

That is very naughty of Socks. I am NOT laughing

How are you @Fluffycloudland77

I woke up at 8:00 exactly, thanks to the builders. By 8:00:02 it was tinkly feather time. I am having to keep it upon me at all times.

Paper well that's London for you. My aunt's dog Jack was gashed chasing a stray Xmas bauble in Battersea Park last Xmas day and stitches in the paw cost £500.

Still crying all the time 😿 we don’t drink so dh keeps bringing me home pouches of coffee his colleague sells. He pays them, obv.

The local church let you sponsor a light on their Christmas lights immemorial so I’ll ask if it’s humans only.

It’s Church of England so I’m assuming a parsnip would get a mention if you pay up.

Socks will get a telling off if she carries on like that! Cheeky girl.

Ollie is being a right pain. Wants food, I put food down, he sniffs it and stomps off. I try cuddles and he wriggles away shouting at me
I've resorted to asking him what he wants and he just looks mournfully at me

Are his gums ok?

@Fluffycloudland77 absolutely fine because he is glaring at me while crunching dry food as loudly as you can with no teeth
But the wet food is all of a sudden "minging" and he doesn't seem to know what he wants. Apart from to batter Paws, he wants that

Looks like that brands out of favour then.

@Fluffy re C of E, Bertie is not a species-specific name. Don't over-complicate things, the vicar's got enough to do already, that's how I see it. What a lovely thing to do.

Doc says blue lips wheezing etc could be flu not Little K!

@ClientListQueen I might have to hire Ollie as Little K's trainer in the world of influencing. Despite being a millennial, the kitten has no sense of social media whatsoever. I said to him this morning:

'Ollie has FB, MN, you name it. Even Paws does a lovely shot now he's got the idea from his mummy the model.

Whenever the camera comes out, you dive under my oldest pants.'

#gettheoilpaints out

Ollie will swap posing lessons for M&S yellow stickers. I've tried all the food in the cupboard, Paws is loving it and scoffing all the leftovers "yooo no want this Ollie? Oh dear. Shame"

@Fluffycloudland77 Exercise is horrible, but wot about a weekend afternoon walk. Helps with processing. Can eat more afterwards.

We’ve already been to Birmingham today, round the grimmest areas where your not convinced anyone’s actually got a driving licence & you see flashing blue lights every few hundred yards. Then on the way home everyone’s driving to the speed limit of the 1960’s while practising Christian driving & stopping to let everyone out regardless of the fact that there actually stopping traffic flow not helping it. Utter bell ends the lot of them.

I'm not sure that trip was part of the healing journey.

Clapham High Street is like that. Last time I was there I had to protect a security guard.

Has Paws moved in permanently or he still on a sale or return basis?

To add to the bad news on this thread, the fluffy Leaf pictured on this thread disappeared on the 30th October and has not been seen since. We've postered, knocked on doors and put up notices of n vets and on websites but to no avail. Not a whisker to be seen.

We all miss him, the current three cats haven't been the same. Oldest boy cat went around calling for him for a week.

@TheLongRider @Leaf

I'm sorry, that doesn't sound good. But he might come back - my cousin's cat vanished for 6 months and was found and returned. All is not lost.

@ClientListQueen I reckon Paws should start the new thread when it's due.

Paws according to Ollie is "on da NAUGHTY SALE LIST"
He comes in, has a snack, goes out, comes back ten minutes later...

Oh long I hope he comes home soon, not knowing is awful. Have you put the contents of the hoover bag outside?.

Paws has an admirable capacity for joie de vivre.

Exciting progress