Oh Queen, take it easy. Chocolate v good for trying times.
Grim, esp as you can never tell in advance how your insides are going to take such an impertinent interference. Have a proper lie down. What about a nice roast dinner from the takeaway? You need strength.
last time at the well woman clinic some poor woman behind a curtain was shrieking out the key tenets of the Koran at the top of her lungs. In waiting room we were all frozen to the spot. Luckily the 5 pillars of Islam got her through it in record time :) but I do think they ought to offer a valium, there's a lot of nerves down there. G&T next time, love.