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Laaaavly, it is now - deeply satisfying chunks flew out. Thanks Fluffy and Paper, darling Matt looking so wise and loving too.

Cat video & a comfy bed. I’ve broken out the catnip too.

How’s the foot L?

Petflix 'n' Kill

Foot peachy. I might do it myself next time.

Typical cat!.

Dare you risk another appointment with podiatry though?.

Ffs.

Six hours of being tattooed today. Ollie is giving me side eye every time I wince

Ooh, what are you having done, and where?

O-L-L-I across one set of knuckles and P-A-W-S across the other.

I know ir.

Asbo [heart]. Is that house still up for sale?

Here you go. Tattoo and Paws being an idiot

still for sale. Asbo still up for rehoming. Could literally kill him today

Oh dear. What has he done?

That tattoo sounds like it tell a story. I'm not into tats, but that one is powerful...

I'll take asbo. for an hour.

that tattoo is superb

Had my wrist one redone too, feeling S little tender today!

He’s just being a Bengal 🤷🏻‍♀️

His natural effervescence is an example to us all. Have the neighbours twigged why they're not selling yet

Why are they not selling? I missed that.

I'm moping in bed feeling sorry for myself.

I think brexit is slowing the market round here, the over 55 bungalows sell like hot cakes. It’s a nice house too, their both odd as fuck & they’ve got wooden cut outs of cats propped against the house so I don’t think they like pets which is unfortunate when in the street we’ve got about 7 cats immediately around them. Plus three dogs.

Asbo sits on their surgically clean cars to get a better view of the road. Also he kicked up all their bark clippings fighting with one of the 3 ginger cats in the road.

I’m praying for a non pet owning family because we all know what he’s like with other cats.

@PotterHead1985 bad luck, feel better soon.

Asbo is secretly hoping for a Komodo dragon as New Neighbour. A worthy assailant, for once.

Awful fireworks here. Me - shaking like a leaf. Ollie - trying to climb out the window to watch the pretty lights
Paws - absolutely no idea why he is sat on the microwave

Paws is hoping there will be a kitchen snaccident. He is most desperately sweet. Have you hugged him yet?

Do deep breathing/earplugs for the awful noises. Paws shouldn't go home during it all, he might have to sleepover.

I had to kind of hug him when he dived in the bin bag head first. He's had a stroke which he seems happier about now. I've also had to rescue him off the top of the kitchen cupboards
Ollie follows him round tutting at him and screaming to me everything that he is doing

Surprisingly, comparatively few here so far. But that could be because the weather is shite, though it's finally stopped raining. Last night wasn't too awful either, Thursday was worse (presumably Halloween parties for the kids).

Then again, it's only 6.30pm so plenty of time for them to get going!

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