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[YesQueen]

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CONGRATULATIONS

RED LITTER DAY ALERT!!

Well done darling Yes and Ollie. Have a lovely anniversary, just the, er, three of you.

Aww, congratulations Ollie and Queen! I hope an extra special treat is on the menu!

Has it only been four years? It is about my three year MN anniversary and I'm sure that Ollie had been there forever when I joined!

It has! Just 4 years

Ollie would say he’s tried his best with you but you still persist in doing things he disapproves of like leaving to go to work & getting up early.

@YetAnotherSpartacus

My ndn house is for sale. Your chance to be Asbos favourite auntie has finally arrived.

@Fluffycloudland77 I know. He says it has been incredibly hard work and he needs a lie down

Spart's gone quiet.

How did asbo get shot of the neighbours anyway?

Has Lana been seen at Battersea yet?........

Thank you
He has had some cheese dreamies and is currently exploring the garden at a usually forbidden time so apparently living his best life

Thank GOD the chihuahua is NOT pregnant.

I've never been so relieved in my life. That's not an exaggeration.

I have been in touch with thecatneuterer, however. These things take time... but I gather there are literally hundreds of cats needing homes. I shall be sending my CV in shortly.

I might have to have the chihuahua for Xmas but please GOD the DH of my friend will lose his driving licence tomorrow so they can't go on a touring holiday.

(He admitted this by telling her: 'I ran across a pole in the dark when the dog jumped up'. She said, well that doesn't sound too bad. He said: 'The Pole screamed blue murder and court's on Monday.')

@Supersimkin2 well.... now we know Paws is owned. Limpy has mysteriously returned and is outside howling to come in. Sadly it can't as Ollie and Limpy had a fight

Spart is namechanging as we speak.

Spart's not coming back.

Fair enough re Limpy. He's bound to have a luxury residence too, and a real name Felix Tarquin Orlando, His Supreme Excellence Marquess of Fauntleroy or summat.

LOL - you all missed me :).

How many neighbours has Asbo scared off?

Possibly 2? He’s such a good boy too I don’t understand.

Good riddance to those snowflakes Fluffy .

The Bengal Owner requires a soupcon of moral fibre from a neighbour, as may have been mentioned previously on another thread.

Limpy is back. I went outside and Limpy went for me. Teeth, claws, the lot
Ollie "told you it was mean kitty" as he gave it side eye out the window

Ow, Yes, that's a bit unnecessary. At least that's one order less for the kitchen though. Hope you not too battered.

Well done Ollie on beating Limpy up to protect you, that's what it was.

You didn't see anything human

Paws! (Munch)

Paws becoming 'spirited'. He loves it.

He was in at 6am this morning. All I could hear were them chirping away to each other and then lots of play wrestling