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Not very but if he cuts through the alley then it's maybe a 5 min walk? He has to come from a back road, across a green, cross a road and then all the way down my road

I'd love to know the name.

It would explain why Paws thinks windows are an acceptable entry point.

I take it Paws is fairly local.

He is called..... Munch

Scarlet Pimpernel?

Thomas Crown?

Hoody?

X-post. Best name evah

Munch!

That's a great name! His long walk must give him an incredible appetite!

You'll have to send his owners a Christmas card from Ollie.

I was talking to Ollie this morning
"Paws has got a chip so he might have a mama"
Ollie "ma-ma?"
"Yes a mama"

Haha Munch! We had a similar situation a few years ago at our old house. Our visiting cat (who also came in for food) turned out to be called Sausage! We ended up sharing him because he couldn't accept that he didn't live at our house.

Hoomans. Good evening

Munch and Ollie are job-sharing your line management.

Lana a parcel will be winging its way to you tomorrow. Sorry for the delay! Flick and Tilly have a love/hate relationship, Tilly is determined to squeeze on there with her!

OO-ooh, how lovely, thank you so much. Can't wait. Keep looking round for Mr C. And seeing a cardboard box. What will survive of us is love, though - so true. I'm so grateful for having him in the first place, you know.

You've got a turf war on your hands.

Turf war? These 2 are only 20% of it . Add the rest of them in and it's madness!

Have you got more than one Bengal Just?.

I’ve told Asbo he’s a rubbish cat, massive spider the size of a hamster & he just patted it.

Fluffy I've got 4 but they're not bengals, they're Savannahs. So 4 Savs, a Siamese, 2 chocolate Suffolk's and 4 moggies.... I need help!

😹 that’s even worse! We need to do an intervention.

Dh saw a woman walking a savannah on a lead one day & pulled over to talk to her about it. Luckily he realised he used to work with her dh so he didn’t get arrested or anything but it was trying to stalk a dog while she said “we don’t think he’ll get any bigger” dh said she sounded doubtful & it was already huge.

Apparently it’s got its own insta page but he can’t remember it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Uploaded a video of O looking for Munch on his FB page. Ollie is not the brightest cat, poor Munch looks v confused "I HERE Ollie! Stop looking!"

😂 Oh poor Ollie!

That chair looks fabulous though!

Fluffy they're certainly different to the average cat... we have 10foot cat proofed fences and they still manage to escape them far too regularly.... lovely breed though, I'm a bit obsessed with them!

You can’t tell

I would LOVE a savannah. Frisky.

Just watching Widows, film where bereaved ladies turn to crime to cope with loss. Bit gloomy re Mr C. In tribute to him, I suppose I could become a notorious ham thief.

@Supersimkin2
Munch has just pulled a cat food pouch out the box and tried to wander off with it
Ollie - horrified "not a BUFFET. We wait for MAMA"

Justin Bieber has just had two Savannah kittens (and come under fire from PETA )