Pilling the cat: 100 easy steps

[Supersimpkin]

No.

Quick snack here. Lord help me if my haematology consultant ever sees me sharing a plate with the cat. He has firm views when you're immunocompromised

Mr C does chew on me, often. Abuse, innit.

Reduced M&S roast beef night here. Having avoided violence in the shop re the yellow sticker, now facing something of a punch-up on the sofa over the last slice. M&S beef is way better than anyone else's, by the way, and no more pricy on special. I'm rubbish at cooking it - barmy old oven - but M&S always comes out melty and tender no matter how many times the oven catches fire.

Gets Mr C's Seal of Quality. He's currently growling at a roasted aubergine by way of dessert.

Oh don't, my GP knows Mr C by name . Meh, if you haven't caught anything by now.... some of these doctors can be very narrow-minded.

Love is a proven immune system booster. PROVEN by SCIENCE AND THAT.

When the vet attributed his longevity to love was it your love for him or his love for M&S food? 😉

It was my love for Mr C. The vet doesn't really know about the M&S food, they get a bit sniffy and unreasonable if the subject comes up.

It had not occurred to me Mr C was kept alive solely by the excitement of the new Dine in for £10 choices.

Mind you, I am

Matt chewed on me yesterday
Dd was holding him and I bent to kiss his paw, in the manner of one kissing a superior’s hand.
He sniffed my forehead then suddenly clamped a paw either side of my head and went to bite me. I don’t know what had upset his highness but I was outraged!

Tarot decided to claw a hole in DD leggings today (in her defence she was caught in DD charger wire)

Of course DD was wearing Calvin Klein leggings (££) not cheapie Primark or PLT ones

Our male (Dexter) is now attacking a moth on the other side of the glass door . No matter how many times he jumps up , he will not get it unless it's a Dynamo moth that can walk through glass double glazing .

Good job they;re neutered , shallowest gene pool ever

Their only sniffy because he eats better than us!

Maybe Matt was a bit hot and bothered?.

Queen I'm hoping that's a delicious chocolate pudding in a mug there not just some cold PG Tips.

@70isaLimitNotaTarget scrambled eggs with cheese. I hate washing the stick on bits off so we have an agreement

Inserted pills into this before a 8.5 hour drive to our mountain home. My coffee table has been claimed as a vantage point

@MooseBeTimeForSummer how clever of you to place it there just for the cat

I think he might have been Fluffy.
Gorgeous cat and view, Moose. where is it?

@MooseBeTimeForSummer how luvverly!

@Papergirl1968 Matt might have been trying to groom your head. It is a sign of deepest love and affection. Raw agony, too - glad it didn't work.

It’s Canmore, in the Canadian Rockies. This is the view from my bedroom.

Exquise, madame.

I did a book on Canada once, took a whole 2 years and an entire editorial department to ourselves. Can't tell you which as it will out me, name's all over it. Had no idea it contained such a fine cat. We should update at once.

It’s breathtaking! I went to the Canadian Rockies about 25 years ago. It was stunning.

Mr C's spat all three pills out.

Did you manage to get them down him?.

1.5 went in, contained in a minty lamb burger, 6 min ago.

I have just enjoyed a migraine pill. Sick of the furry tyrant.

Your not. What would life be without furry tyrants?. We’d have to find something else to fill the time.

I've completely forgiven the fat git. Off to bed for a cuddle.

Supersimpkin @ 21:06 - Sick of the furry tyrant.

Supersimpkin @ 22:30 - I've completely forgiven the fat git.

😂 Why am I not remotely surprised? Enjoy the furry cuddles.

Let's be honest, this is every single one of us!

Sleepy kitty