PB on the bed, dreamies and chat

[Ollivander84]

Here!

That is a picture of a cat trying to look pitiful - and not really succeeding.

I am so glad you said that C

Still no food or water. OK? Also, how do I ,er, LW a Sheba soup? I can't face trying to find sardines in a shop at this time of night.

Could you blast it in the microwave for a few seconds?

It gets hot insanely fast, 10 secs sends it bubbling like a cauldron. I better go Microwave Masterchef with the thawing button.

Blast it in the microwave for 5 seconds then STIR ENERGETICALLY.

Thanks!!

Aww, poor Mr C. 🙀 Matt sends his best regards and hopes he’ll be fully recovered for Christmas.

Thanks so much. He has eaten a soup!

Still no pills tho'.

He probably has a sore throat poor love :(.

Are you going to take him back to the vet? I'm just stressing because the same thing happened to a human relative of mine and her condition got worse because she stopped the antibiotics :(

Mr C does have a sore throat, I know all about it. He tells me.

Success rating of pills - currently 33 per cent. If I can't get any more in by tonight I'll have to put him back into hospital. I really don't want to, he was pretty shaken up when he came home.

PB no hissing?! Explain more C!! It's a Xmas miracle!!! Yaya.

Petcare is a fulltime job at the mo. I suspect Mr C is keen on the arrangement.

What about double cream? Or clotted cream? Can you crush the pills? I’ve never tried giving fluffy cat a pill. The Persians were nightmares for pills.

I've got 5 in now. Brilliant re the cream. Just been M&S for ham.

Very muddled about whose pills are whose in this house of pain

I have a face mask on. O is highly suspicious, keeps sidling up to me, sniffing me, shrieking and running off

He wants a job on the Estee Lauder counter. Any minute now he'll appear at your shoulder murmuring 'a little bit of NASAL REDNESS Madam' at only 300 decibels and brandishing some 50 quid green cream that your boss says makes you 'look like a mental'.

This may be a personal memory. Why are makeup women always so mean? They probably aren't to you, they must thank their lucky stars.

Watch out O doesn't squirt you unawares.

We have bought some tiny newborn baby socks for dd’s baby, due in April.
Matt kindly modelled one but could not be persuaded to wear any more!

he thinks it's a great game. Peeping round the door and running off

Poor Matt. Forced to wear pink

I know, Ollivander, he wasn’t impressed!

Little Matt's paws stretching the socks out sweetly for the babe

Very sleepy here

100 per cent pill achievement.

Someone stole spam in the night.

Oh well done! (How long before the next lot? )

This evening. Girding loins for the Great Battle of Pill Hill as we speak. :)

I'm knackered - something has crawled into the donations warehouse at the charity and died. I expect it was a volunteer such as myself. Anyway, the body is at the bottom of everything, natch, so I'm rooting it out by smell only. Mr C has trained me well. If he wasn't ill I'd take him down there to get the job done in seconds.

Oh you never know, it might tempt his appetite a bit

Sweetness

Nice one of you modelling fashionable fun fur.