PB on the bed, dreamies and chat

[Ollivander84]

Here!

She is magnificent. .

Bah about the neutering. Still, she's clearly focusing on her career.

I gave her a kiss on the head. She looked disgusted

That's my girl

What do I owe you for personal injury insurance?

No injury surprisingly, lots of kneading and purring before she threw me a look of get OFF hooman
Fred meanwhile....

Six soups, one tray Sheba, some biscuits and something when I fell asleep after lunch and did an autofeed, can't remember. Buckets of pills and painkillers. Purring, out for the count.

The carefully mixed, personalised paint in Extra Special Luxe Heritage Olde Britannia Public School Whale Breath 'Pricy' no 6. has arrived. Half the sitting room is the colour of value toothpaste.

It should be called 'Cheyenne age 13's bedroom, 1991'. All I need is a poster of One Direction and a glitter eraser.

Has Fred been done as well? I'll take anything he's got on offer.

Would he look nice against a classy matt background? Oh YES.

I imagine that they both have...........

Oh yes. They were both done by the rescue

Oh the sadness. Mr C wasn't done till he was 6. There is an entire estate in Battersea where every cat bears a strangely familiar sandy spot on the muzzle.

Is your back all right?

Not too bad, I've started on naproxen for something else and it seems to be helping
I miss sleeping on my front, since my op I can't do it - well I can but I wake up unable to roll over and with O perched on my back "helping"

We've all been pinned to the bed by a tiny mammal who really weighs 50 kilos. My brother used to have terrible nightmares about being trapped and drowning under a waterfall until we realised the vast ginger cat cat was asleep on his head dribbling down him

O is whinging "stupid Binge an Fred an why you got photos of THEM. Look at ME"

I was waiting for that... maybe Olli should know he is the Most Celebrated of Cats, and you couldn't love him more - none of us could.

I suspect he may already be aware. :)

Much howling here. Weather an unacceptable FUD an hooman hoovering

FUD?

Food (it came from my friend making a joke out of how Ollie would speak if he was human)
Although the speaking at the minute is mostly "oooooowwwwwwee. MIAOW. Ow"

PB is given to 'Eau du Truculence'. 😃

Sorry. 'Drawn to/wears'............

Currently crying for food. There's an entire bowl of dry down

Is it dry that he 'likes'?

He wants wet food but yes, it's a lovely grain free salmon and chicken kitten one
I may have shouted at him to STFU and he skulked off and ate some dry

You try painting behind the sofa when the cat won't get off the dust sheet. Also, why are there toothpaste blue pawmarks on my back?

Ollie ended up with a go faster stripe
Also I thought cats slept for about 20hrs a day? Why does mine seem to be awake for 20hrs instead? I think he's faulty