The Further Adventures Of Newboy

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I don't think anyone's begun a new thread yet?

Hope you don't mind Cozie. Newboy's Fairy God(cat)mothers love hearing about his progress.

I'm not so sure these days, you know. :)

I agree Lana.

Grr, fireworks though. I'm flummoxed as to how they're still sold to anyone who doesn't hold a license or something.

Good luck for the weekend revels M, fireworks always sound louder in the country.

Or if you're so blinkin urban they smack your window, like me and my Main Man Mr C.

How goes the New Man today?

Well he definitely doesn’t like cold roast chicken now. (Rejected a plate of cut up for his tea and then complained volubly!)

Cold roast chicken? Poor boy

Ollie says he must put his paw down like this. And demand it warm
Yes, I am under the paw

Cozie have you forgotten yourself?! The little lad wants it lightly warmed!!!!

You didn't give it to him directly from the fridge did you?

Oh Lordy. Yes I did. It was.......defrosting.... there.

You mean - it was frozen not fresh???

Poor, poor Newboy. He can come over here and have some hand fed fresh hot roast chicken. Perhaps a little tuna if he fancies it

Has anyone seen this thread from a poster called newb0y17 - 'AIBU to call the RSPCA?'

I can't believe he said it was cold. How was last night?

I am trying to go to do good works but Mr C is warm and purring upon me.

I stand here penitent.

Is Ollie actually having a grope?

Probably. He often puts his head on my boob or his paw down my top

I had rather noticed the fondness for boobie-cushions...

No idea what you mean

- he's far better looking than most who have coveted my boobs :)

Does he knead? My friend Martin looked down at his ginger tom, frantically massaging his chest, and shouted No luck there mate. Apparently they think they might get milk.

Mr C kneads my bladder in the night, and indeed sweets do come out of my hand (to stop him), so cats are right, really.

He kneads me constantly but usually my stomach. Or the blanket or the duvet

oooh dat so cute. Sorry, went into soppy mode there.

C are you ok? Or has Newboy taken you hostage and will only negotiate with the man from the rotisserie counter?

The nice man at my rotisserie counter did me a deal. He was marking down hot chickens and I said it was too expensive. He asked how much I would pay, and then gave me two whole chickens for a quid
I suspect it had more to do with my new plunge bra and low cut top, but I took them anyway