The Further Adventures Of Newboy

[RubbishMantra]

I don't think anyone's begun a new thread yet?

Hope you don't mind Cozie. Newboy's Fairy God(cat)mothers love hearing about his progress.

Did you get wind (weather ) last night cozie? My 2 go a bit skitty when there's weather. Little M prances, but Mcat does the full on piercing yowling.

Just normal wind, Mantra. Tonight’s is to be serious. (Warnings issued etc.) I have no idea how he’ll react.

We're in the middle of it in Dublin at the moment. All three cats are currently fast asleep! One cat was worried this morning, one cat is fed up of being kept inside and cat no. 3 is completely chilled out!

Good luck, LongRider. I’m not looking forward to it.

Even in London the sun is the colour of a new one p coin - sickly geranium pink. Sky is bile yellow, clouds violet, getting dark fast. Fizz in the air. Mr C totally unruffled, gimlet eye on the chew packet.

Served the four horsemen of the Apocalypse at the charity shop.:)

C take it easy. Movie and a lie down?

Yes, the bruised, puce Sky! All the colour went all saturated. Silent as t' grave. Ominous.

It is that booming silence here too. Shortly to be filled with the George Michael doc, lovely, and a row with the cat over missing chewsticks.

Who are the four horsemen of the apocalypse?

When the Four Horsemen ride out (or visit charity shops in South London) it heralds the End of Days Dodie. Unless I'm wrong and they're the name of a cool new band.

Did Newboy treat you to the Down Chorus this morning cozie? Little M just stalked off because I opened the curtains and disturbed his lie-in. He's fully embraced the Seniorboy method of sleeping. Lots of manspreading. He's getting all fuzzy haired ready for winter. His ear frills are certainly gravity defying this year!

It was all very quiet this morning. (No bad thing after last night.) He seems to be cavorting right now though.

Ollie took to having a nap on my boob as he was still scared by the wind

At least he blamed the wind. (Newboy blamed me! )

Newboy's such a teen isn't he. I was musing on how at least I get to be first in a freshly made bed now. I was wrong! Small curly fluffball had already burrowed in.

At least they are nice and warm.

Newboy's basically Kevin, isn't he.

You’re right - he is a teen! At least, I suppose, I don’t have noxious odours and noise coming from his room. And he hasn’t painted the walls.

Watch out for the Grumpycat posters and a lot of the Cure playing Love Cats on repeat.

Full disclosure: I did this.

"And he hasn't painted the walls."

Well not with paint anyway. Just urine!

How's our furry teen hearthrob this morning?

The house Is full of people so he’s secreted himself. I sad to DBro ‘He’s in his tent’ and DBro having said ‘What?’, I felt I had to remind him of Achilles. DBro then said ‘Oh,I got the classical allusion but I thought you might have bought him a tent to hide in - Lord knows, you’ve bought him most everything else!’

He had a point.

Well there ARE a few cats on here with Teepees aren't there? I'm slightly surprised you haven't got him one yet...

I’m running out of space!

Dbro knows the score. :) I note gentlemen as a sub-species tend to be less recognisant, let alone reverent, of the lady-pet bond and the purchases that entails, due to their sadly subhuman IQ and small animal brains.

We've gone through a month's Lidl chewsticks in 10 days. Waitrose ones actually work out cheaper because Mr C doesn't like them as much.

Has he come out yet?

Oh he came out as soon as the people left and I said the ‘Aww Gohnn’ phrase.

I know what you mean Lana. At a friend's house earlier, he "couldn't remember" where the Dreamies were when I wanted to hand them round to his two furries. So I gave them a tin of tuna to make amends for their suffering.

I do hope your little teen is having a lovely day with you cozie .

Call the Feds on the brute. :)