The Further Adventures Of Newboy

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I don't think anyone's begun a new thread yet?

Hope you don't mind Cozie. Newboy's Fairy God(cat)mothers love hearing about his progress.

My friend has some spare sheepskin she is selling. I'm contemplating a bed liner

OOh yes, definitely, sounds lovely.

Mr C's just shut his paw in the front door. It's spring-loaded and vicious. Licked it miserably, but 10 min on he seems ok, not limping.

O ITV3 on now, best show ever for your new job, although nerves of steel required.

Our sweet girl Christmas Evie is almost impossible to get a photo of - managed to sneak this one today after tummy floofing ❤️

Trotted off to the supermarket today. I spot felix AGAIL doubly delicious. Ah ha, I think, let's mix that with the rejected natures menu
I cart it home, tell Ollie that Cozie recommends it and it's lovely
He walks to his bowl, sniffs it, does face at me and walks off
I've threatened him with smart price food next

The little brat will probably wolf it down and ask for more!

I have you guys to thank for the Lick-e-Lix addiction that I have now created in my own mogs. I spotted a box when shopping and thought what the heck, I'll try some. Their reaction was hilarious. They'd have eaten the bowl if there was more on offer.

I'm telling you, it's far from Lick-E-Lix they were raised!

Ollie won't touch lick e lix or dreamies. I have a very strange cat. He's doing zoomies around the house to celebrate the fact it's above freezing

Did you buy the meaty flavour? (My boys despise fishy flavours.)

No, fish flavour as he can't have beef and all the packs had beef in. He's just sneezed at me crossly and stomped off to eat it so it can't be that bad

Ahhhhhh.

Hang tough!

I am. Have been tough and not topped his dry food up if he's hungry he has the wet food there

Evie is utterly lovely - that face! She looks v happy with the tummy rub too.

Mr C has just forced me to open all doors and windows; zoomie; thunk onto sofa; steal my lunch while I shut them.

Trying another NSAID today.I am going to sit with him and try and do some work in case he feels odd.

Yes. Evie is wonderful. She looks so cheerful.

I suckered Newboy this evening. I didn't give him his tea on time so he had to come and demandrequest it. I went down to the Siberian wastes (the kitchen) and dished him his plate of Country Hunter. He sniffed it, gave me an old-fashioned look and then tucked in.

You GO girlfriend!

The natural order is restored. That feels nice and right. How is the tiny prince otherwise?

Mr C is very sleepy and has not risen for roast chicken. Am hoping this is good news re meds. Neither of us is moving from sofa. I note that, rather than reading poetry as planned, I have discovered the four most poetic words in the English Language: 'Bendicks Bittermints Catering Pack'. The right words in the right order, as WH Auden put it.

He's currently in his LWT and hunkered down. I have a feeling that I shall pay for teatime - but it felt good.

I have a lightly warmed cat on my lap making a noise that's a cross between a grunt and a snore. Seems happy enough
More felix has been consumed. I forget his steroid jabs make him hungry so I'll stash the "no like" food until after the next one

Did he finish the 'mix'?

I'd forgotten what a heck of a noise a young and seemingly healthy Siamese can make. The rest of you would be dialling 999

He's telling you.

Nice for the little lad to express himself in song.

song??

It's little short of a battle paean!

He's eaten a whole pouch of the felix and is now singing at me. Maybe they could do a duet

Hah! I reckon that Ollie would run for the hills.

He would probably do his horrified big eye face and go completely mute
Saw Balls today, strolling along the top of a 10ft fence

It's how Siamese win most of their fights. They just open their mouths and their poor opponents think 'OMFG - what have I got facing me? '

when Ollie sits outside shouting "hello" (that's what it sounds like) none of the other cats will go anywhere near him