The Further Adventures Of Newboy

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I don't think anyone's begun a new thread yet?

Hope you don't mind Cozie. Newboy's Fairy God(cat)mothers love hearing about his progress.

The sweetness and emotional beauty of Olli and Hermione!!! Newboy has first Xmas card from a gorgeous gal, not bad going.

Sweer? Is that what a nesh Southerner would call lairy (= wary and a bit fighty)?

Maybe pay Dbro to do it??

The sweetness and emotional beauty of Olli and Hermione!!!

Newboy has first Xmas card, and from such a gorgeous gal, how lucky.

Sweer? Is that what a nesh Southerner would call lairy (= wary and a bit fighty)?

Maybe pay Dbro to do it??

It's not quite 'lairy' but close enough.

I'd actually say 'sweered' normally.

I reckon Newboy will love the Xmas tree, especially after he's got used to it.

Whether the tree will love him given his probable plans for its finery is another matter.

Someone is sulking that I actually have to work and not stay at home to cater to his every whim

Newboy can't make up his mind about whether he's glad to have me out of the house or annoyed because I'm not there. (To moan about.)

a bit of both probably? I need to sleep but someone is playing with a springy door stop - you know the ones that are attached to the wall? Boing, boing, boing
It's going to smack him in the face in a minute and then there will be tears

Christmas tree is under serious watch

We are back from the V.E.T
She opened the carrier, Ollie opened an eye, looked at her and slowly made himself into the tightest ball ever and covered his eyes with his paw
Vet started laughing at his "I am no here, this is all a nightmare" pose and shoved his jab in. She tried to give him a quick MOT but he pretended to have no bones then

Olli wins cuteness prize again :) V close sccond Kibo tho'....

Why are you out of the house C? Annual afternoon off from service, recklessly making merry round town in a new straw hat?

Olli wins cuteness prize again :) V close sccond Kibo tho'....

Why are you out of the house C? Annual afternoon off from service, recklessly making merry round town in a new straw hat?

He's been off the Zylkene for three nights.

Superb news. Did we manage our breakfast?

Mr C has tripped me up relentlessly for 24 hours. He doesn't like his current food, or one of them, only wants ham. I won't have such silliness, he's frightening me. I have shouted. We are side by side on the sofa maintaining a cordial silence.

Breakfast was (largely) refused.

Tough.

Strangely Ollie is refusing natures menu senior
The chicken and turkey is acceptable, the senior one isn't...

In the fridge with some cling film or a dish over it to minimise moisture loss, then perk up with a fork or even a quick blast in the microwave (if you have one.) Then stir round to provide a general LWing. You've got 2 days at least.

Give it to him again when he's hungry.

Thin end of the wedge, O.... be (lightly) warned....

We are more than lightly warmed at the moment - 29 degrees at 6pm

Hermione gives a stern look to all not eating their dinner

Where do you live? It's freezing cold and wet here.

My soggy Bengal is drying himself on the clean sheets, dhs side.

Clever boy.

Clever!
We're in NZ - currently experiencing the best summer in ages

We've just had a spot of Biblical Rain in London. Mr C is on me resting after the excitement of builders outside and the second sodding packet of ham.

The demolition men opposite are making such big bangs that the poor little cat was nearly bounced off the bed at 7am. It's what ham was invented for, he says.