The Further Adventures Of Newboy

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I don't think anyone's begun a new thread yet?

Hope you don't mind Cozie. Newboy's Fairy God(cat)mothers love hearing about his progress.

She seemed quite contented perched on the windowsill today. Shouted at me a bit then blinked lots

It's me, Lana, but I can't get my name to go right so I've made a new one.

Shall we include Paws in the calendar? :)

That’s down to Ollivander, I guess. Is she part of the household yet?

NOT MY CAT

To add, the electricity man was holding the door open today for Whisky and looking confused
"It looks like it wants in, but it won't come through the door?"
"Yes. It doesn't live here"

That would be a No then?

Ollie is glaring so it has to be a no. I'm feeling the gaze on my back

Ah. ‘Wants his cake and eat it’ would describe that behaviour I think?

He and Paws make an adorable couple.

How goes it this morning?

A chilly day here. He’s in the LWT.

Pets at home trip done. Fat cat has natures menu and wellness core wet food and some wellness core dry food it was on offer
Hopefully he won't turn his nose up at the wellness stuff...

Our caretaker, who is Definitely One of Us, gamely signed for Mr C's flawless 50 carat diamond arthritis supplements. Insertion shortly.

I'm slowly being forgiven for going away on holiday for a week. I get cuddles then Hermione remembers she's meant to be cross still

I found out what the odour in the sitting room was.

What was it?

He had sprayed. I caught him in mid-spray last night. Just at the place where DBro sits when he’s over. Guess he doesn’t like DBro?

Pets at home sell cystease, you could try it for one month & see if it helps. My vet said it's safe to use alongside zylkene.

I used to blame asbos spraying on behaviour before realising his stress was linked to being sore.

Thanks, Fluffy.

So what was his reaction to being caught mid-spray?

Commiserations C. If it helps any, after three hours frenzied tidying pre-guest tonight, I proudly polished my mirror tray for serving drinks. Mr C threw up on it. And everywhere else. Now i think about it, guest is not a cat lover :) Mr C tried everything to no avail, can't have gone down too well :) :)

How goes it today? Let's hope Cystease does the trick - can you get it at the pharmacist, ours sells the cat version and worm pills, etc.

Poor Dbro. He may be in for some very unfestive conduct at Xmas. Maybe if he brought a little present for N?

I was very short with him and shut him in his room last night. (He has all his orders there.)

He loved it.

Cystease is pets shops & vets. I haven't seen it in a human pharmacy. It's very similar to zylkene but I think it's got hylauronic acid in it to build up the bladder lining. Or something like that.

Our cat dislikes mil & sil but LOVES dhs cousin. Full on rolling over take me home this pair are bastards performances.

So you reckon he has taste? (The first two, anyway.)

F roll on those yuletide family moments to remember Maybe DH's sis could be gifted a calendar? I am paying for MIL's myself - actually, we could all send her a copy, one for each room.

C that is heartbreaking. There must be a tactic for dealing with the abuse-as-attention circle he's used to. Humans get it after all. Pondering.

Mr C is sulking really badly because I am only feeding him wet food with crushed diamond pills in it. Ie not replacing it with three other menu choices when he rejects it.

I confess that Newboy seems to prefer a more .....authoritarian regime than we’re accustomed to here. (cozietowers is a pretty easy-ozy place for cats despite rigid adherence to the House Rules.) I may have to up my game.