The Further Adventures Of Newboy

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I don't think anyone's begun a new thread yet?

Hope you don't mind Cozie. Newboy's Fairy God(cat)mothers love hearing about his progress.

I meant to ask. Did your rep attend the meeting with you?

The dismissal one? Yes, he was there

I meant at this morning’s meeting - if different.

Ah this morning was a job interview so no

Ah, sorry. I became confused.

My entire head is confused I'm not sleeping well at the minute at all

Sounds good O. Dastardly dealings at work are more than common; I've got to go into HQ tomorrow for meeting - no idea why, who with or how long - the Great Matter is described as 'something'.

My mate tells me this is what happened when she was hauled in to do the dirty on someone. Classy. She didn't.

I've no intention of getting embroiled in a witch hunt. I've said I have to leave after 30 min. I'm well pleased with myself There's too much of this bad behaviour around. Stand firm my dear.

You’re actually a volunteer aren’t you?

Newboy is in his LWT - despite the heating being on.

Yes, another good reason why I decline to be used for shenanigans. :)

Don't take it personally - Mr C has been shamelessly on top of the Other Woman (throw) for 2 days.

Oh it pleases me - if he’s happy and warm, that’s all to the good I think?

Yes. A volunteer being asked to HO means shenanigans. No other reason that I can think of.

In bed on phone, owner of one pleased cat and a cold of flamboyant sound effects.

How goes it today....

Too windy for tour of estate

It’s chilly here today. Newboy has retreated into his LWT.

Actually, he’s managing to sprawl inside the LWT. He just woke up and gazed at me when I went in but he seems to have been flat out, before.

Loved the pod of Ollie's purring across your bosom. He didn't even miss a beat when you dropped the big smacker on his forehead.

He just sits there blinking at me
Paws "NOT my cat" has just casually strolled in

So Paws is quite at home then?

How did Ollie react?

They were just blinking at each other no noise

Ah. He was content to see her then.

Having a chill out

Sorry. She thinks she’s at home.

No no no. She's just having a little relax before she goes HOME

Oh really?

I’m afraid that it’s likely a lost cause.