What are your cats called?

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Has anyone got a bunch of idiotically named cats, and do you feel foolish when you yell said idiotic names out the back door.

Mine are called Scampi and Chips (two big black panther like brothers) and Pickle and Lily (girl kittens, one ginger and white and one tortoiseshell).

cat one and cat two

both scraggy arabic stripy skinny big eared and eyed strays I swore I wouldn't take in

They sat on the doormat and yowled until I gave in.

They both refuse to drink from their bowls and drink the swimming pool water, and no bin is safe from them.

Morty (short for Voldemort but actually lengthened to Mortimer - work that one out if you will )

and Muffin.

DH (not a cat person) calls them Black Cat and White Cat.

I don't call them, or only on rare occasions when someone is stupid enough to show them the cat basket 2 minutes before they are about to go to the cattery/vet (they scarper at the sight of it). But tbh, any name, called in a high pitch sing-song voice, sounds stupid.

Bertie.

Every other pet at our vets is called bertie.

Ging , can you guess what colour he is? .

Voldemort for a cat!

we used to have a black and white cat that the kids wanted to call ginger

Fluffy We also have a cat called Bertie!

His brother is Ralph.

Guinness (mainly black with White bits) and Fergus (grey)

My DD can't pronouce the letter F, so she calls Fergus 'Bugger'. She once stood on the doorstep and shouted repeatedly at "Bugger" in the tree.... Bugger actually suits him as he is a grumpy so and so.

I actually wanted to call them Jeeves and Wooster by DH said no. He wanted Maverick and Goose. I said no.

I wanted to call them middle aged fart names but was shouted down.

Iwas thinking of Sharon and Sheila, and Kevin and Dave for the boys.

Dave - tabby and Millie - fresian black and white markings

Perry

(our piggies were calle Fry and Laurie, and Dermot and Ardal)

Percy :o

We have a brother/sister pair of black cats called Ernie and Elsie. Next door have 2 brothers who are ginger & ginger/white called Keith and Trevor.

mine were Izzy, Diego and momo

We have a Frankie, Daisy and Junior who is more commonly known as Boon. (Not sure how we got to that nickname )

When I was a lot younger our family had a cat called William, which was called Willie and yes, I had to should 'Willlieeeee' out the back door each night......

My friend's were 'Pam' and 'Phillippe' and another friend once owned a 'Shortly'!

Silver and George

Hermione and she's very like her Harry Potter namesake!

Pumpkin and Tango - black, white, and ginger tortoise shell

No cat here at the moment Lucy died last November - my MN name stays though in her memory

Edgar and Harry (or Black Cat and Cat Cat if you are DH)

StewieGriffinsMom has wonderfully named cats, Iwish I remember what they were called, I hope she comes on to say.

Amber - tiny 3 legged tabby female.
Loki - Bloody massive black thing. MIL calls him the Beast Of Bodmin.

When i was younger we had a fluffy B/W female called Calpurnia.