What's the most disgusting thing your dog has done?

[QueenJane]

We haven't needed a cat litter tray for a while, but we now have one. I was getting concerned that none of the cats had been for a poo yet. Until I spotted DDog chowing down on a lovely brown nugget of deliciousness, cat shit. I chased her in an attempt to get it back, but she was having none of it. Gone, without a trace.

Won't be accepting doggy kisses for a while

He’s eaten child poo from the potty.
Chicken poo at any given opportunity.
And some unidentifiable poo on a walk earlier today.
He’s currently snoozing downstairs, farting long and often. He’s a greyhound and before adopting him 7 years ago I was led to believe they were a bit snootier than this? No such luck...