What's the most disgusting thing your dog has done?

[QueenJane]

We haven't needed a cat litter tray for a while, but we now have one. I was getting concerned that none of the cats had been for a poo yet. Until I spotted DDog chowing down on a lovely brown nugget of deliciousness, cat shit. I chased her in an attempt to get it back, but she was having none of it. Gone, without a trace.

Won't be accepting doggy kisses for a while

I have a greedy bugger chocolate lab so he regularly eats things he shouldn't, with disgusting consequences.

The funniest was when he ate a box of crayons, and did a different colour poo every day for a week.

He also ate a sock, but it only came half out so there I was chasing him round the garden trying to grasp this poo filled ripped sock hanging out of his back side

Oh, and I went to bed one night and found a half eaten bone , with meat on it, under my pillow. Perhaps he thought I might get peckish in the night?

That reminds me - the time I bought PestDog a 'pizzle stick' - a particularly tough dog chew which is, as it turns out, a dried bulls penis

He ate all except what appeared to be a bit of gristle and proceeded to bury it in my floordrobe clean laundry

Mine ate the poo from my DDs potty I’d only turned around for a moment

My lab is another dirty knicker stealer, he's not allowed upstairs but he sneaks up, grabs my knickers from the laundry basket and runs off with them.
The worst though was when he had diarrhea in his crate at 8 months old, it sprayed out through the bars, up the wall etc. He'd then eaten what shit had remained in the crate, vomited in his bedding and re eaten most of it. He howled about 6am which he'd never done before, I found him covered in poo/sick. The smell hit me as I was coming down the stairs, it was even worse when I opened the kitchen door. Luckily his crate door is by the back door so he was shoved straight outside. DP had to take the crate outside and hose it and the dog while I washed down the walls, floor and bedding.

He's since learnt that if he howls early in the morning, I come running as he is no longer in a crate and I don't want poo/sick spread all over the kitchen!

Friends Lab ate a whole catering tub of margarine once... pooped copious frothy yellow piles for days.

Ours once swallowed one of those net pan scrubbers - made for an interesting pile later - must have scraped a bit coming out!

Same dog also rolled in a huge cow pat - the sort that has a hard crust on and needs a bit of shoulder effort to get into the vile green stinking stuff inside. Was caked in her collar and all along one side of her (yellow lab). As we walked home along the main road in rush hour traffic, several of my friends took the time to toot their horn and point and laugh.... Of course, I was already running late that morning, so had to hose dog off in the garden and shut her in the kitchen. Didn't smell too fresh when I got back later.

How the hell did the canine species every survive in the wild?

The way the canine species survived in the wild is precisely because they ate EVERYTHING! They are basically scavengers; they eat carrion, fresh meat, filth of all descriptions. The friendly dog that we keep as our companions is not far removed from that wild animal despite living with us for thousands of years. He is carrying on as normal although we as a species have moved on and consider rotten dead animals beyond it as food!

It's cat shit here, which is disgusting. I had to remove an entire lump from her mouth once before she got it down.

Last night however, I left the living room for 5 minutes, having put a cup of tea down. Came back in, swigged down several mouthfuls of tea and oh my word, it tasted like DDog's breath smells and burnt all the way down (despite the tea being luke warm) She'd obviously had a couple of laps before I got back in. It was vile.

She also ate DH's rosin for his bow the other day - no idea why, it's not chewy or tasty.... random, but not disgusting.

I'm crying with laughter here too. I never thought I'd say "at least mine only eats cat poo." Mind you it's funny when she farts and spends next five minutes wandering about and enjoying the aroma.

Yep eats shit and dead birds caked in mud by the beach

Oh these have made me laugh. At least I know I'm not alone. DDog1 and DDog2 (almost) never eat anything disgusting. DDog3 on the other hand. Poo (his own or that from the other dogs) is a particular favourite, sick (his own, from the other dogs, from the dc), drinking from the toilet bowl, receipts, debit cards, wallets, money (the last not so much disgusting as annoying). Good job we luffs him I suppose.

My girl only likes things if she thinks other dogs want them, so she very much enjoys parading around trying to get the other dogs to take them from her so she can run off. It's normally very amusing.

Until she found the skeleton of a decent sized muntjac deer. She gripped it by its bony neck prancing about like she was a scout on parade, waggling this thing in the other dogs' faces. It began to disintegrate, ribs, backbone, everything.

By the end of the walk she was carrying half a skull, a bit of neck and some vertebrae with the spinal cord trailing along behind ...

My mums old lurcher once ate an entire tub of really cheap margarine she'd stolen off the kitchen side.
Which is disgusting in itself.
But she then threw it straight back up again in an ectoplasmic spray of yellow slimy grease, straight on Mums favourite rug.
Mum told dog off, dog then proceeds to leap the back gate and vanish for two days, finally found running behind a bus!

That rug never got clean btw!

My dog, which funnily enough is also a lurcher (hmm...wonder what the connection is? ) is just truly disgusting.

The worst was finding a savaged pigeon in the woods, complete with entrails, feathers etc, must have been several days old

I could see what was going to happen before I got there, as I started to run frantically down the track shouting "No Ddog, NO!" she gave me one sly look and buried her head in it, literally chomping as much as she could before I got to her, she then threw herself in it, just before I got there.

She was covered in it, it was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.
Until that night when she started vomiting feathers, bones and maggots, then spent the next two days shitting round the garden like a fire hose.
Took her to the vet, cursing her all the fucking way .

Bloody git.

Another one...DDog ate a squeezy bottle full of golden syrup and spent about two days pooing yellow stuff. We had friends for a BBQ - she was the entertainment.
All my tea towels end up with a hole in the middle - not sure why but EVERY SINGLE BLOODY ONE gets the treatment! I do lurve her though.

And I've just seen a snotty tissue disappear down his throat in record time! He looks pleased! YUK!

Eaten/ slurped the contents of dds potty after she took a dump. I cleaned the dog's mouth out with wet wipes.

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My dog rarely farts but when she does it is squeaky and she actually looks round at her bum, looking confused

Wow

Margarine was originally invented as a cheap (and disgusting) food to fatten Christmas turkeys with. We only eat it now because they're not allowed to force it into turkeys any more! Vile stuff....

LanaKanes Vomiting maggots....that made me dry-heave a bit...

Ddog emptied the sugar bowl once. He ate a full bowl of granulated sugar...on it's own He started acting oddly and farting a lot, running outside to have noisy squitty shits. I realised several hours later that the bowl on the table was empty and REALLY clean. I'd just filled it up. Phoned the vet but they were unconcerned.

At a family barbecue, DM dropped a sausage as she was taking it off the barbecue. Ddog was on it in a flash. She swallowed the red hot sausage whole. Next thing we know, the hot sausage started making her vomit. Various aunts and cousins were trying to eat their lunch while a Great Dane deposited piles of vomit at their feet, hotly followed by Dad with a shovel and the hosepipe.

shat out plastic santas and cake frill for days

So festive!

I’m now actually wondering if my pedigree Labrador is a big old fake, all he does is eat the odd cat poo. He doesn’t roll in anything and I’ve never seen him eat anything dead.

My old spaniel found something in the pond once and came swimming back with it. On closer inspection it looked like a piglet. Pink skin, small tail, little floppy ears. I told him to drop it which he did by the edge of the pond. I leant over to have a look, my feet went from underneath and I fell in the edge of the water. I got a good close up look. It was a bald rabbit heaving with maggots. I actually screamed. My poor dds were frightened! I had to apologise for scaring them but fuck me, I got such a disgusting shock. I was half in the pond with a dead bald rabbit and maggots floating round me. Then I had to walk back to the car praying I hadn’t got the remote wet and it would open the car. I found a plastic sack and a dog towel in the boot and sat on them to drive back up the field and home. I have never been so disgusted in my life.

We once spread organic chicken shit over the rose garden- only to look round and see our beagle hoovering the lot up.....

One of mine knew the sound of baby sick hitting the wooden floors - he'd appear out of nowhere, hoover it up and lick the floor clean. We were always torn between being horrified and grateful he'd saved us a job.

They've also eaten baby poo out of a nappy, rolled in dead things, and they will always eat cat shit given the chance.

One ate a boiling hot chip out of the oven. He'd just eaten his daily meal (only eats once a day) and the chip made him throw up all of it, on the carpet right in front of us while we were eating dinner.

Also there was the time he ate too big a piece of my horse's hoof when it had been trimmed. Spent 3 nights yakking it back up in bits in the middle of the night.

My cocker spaniel ate used tissues. If anyone had a cold he'd follow them around and he was always finding dropped tissues when we were out.