What's the most disgusting thing your dog has done?

[QueenJane]

We haven't needed a cat litter tray for a while, but we now have one. I was getting concerned that none of the cats had been for a poo yet. Until I spotted DDog chowing down on a lovely brown nugget of deliciousness, cat shit. I chased her in an attempt to get it back, but she was having none of it. Gone, without a trace.

Won't be accepting doggy kisses for a while

[OneOfTheGrundys]

He’s eaten child poo from the potty.
Chicken poo at any given opportunity.
And some unidentifiable poo on a walk earlier today.
He’s currently snoozing downstairs, farting long and often. He’s a greyhound and before adopting him 7 years ago I was led to believe they were a bit snootier than this? No such luck...

[Bluebell9]

I remembered another one, my dog loves toe nail clippings. DP makes a little pile of them to put in the bin when he's clipping his nails, the dog will hoover the lot up if he gets chance.

[LittleRedWagon1]

Eaten a pair of DD2’s knickers, regurgitated them up and tried to eat them again. Luckily I managed to snatch them away before she got them again.
She must have pinched them from the wash basket!

Urrrrrggggghhhhh

[ShovellerDuck]

My dog who ate snot-soaked tissues never once ever ate or rolled in poo of any species. He was very clean, completely house trained by twelve weeks and would never walk through mud.

[bluebells1]

pinkhorse you win, me thinks

😂😂😂😂

[pinkhorse]

Took my dog shooting today and she was so thirsty she drank someone's wee as they were weeing

[JaneEyre70]

I've got a cocker spaniel whose sole mission in life is to find fox poo and roll in it. He knows he gets a bath after he does it, he glares at me all day for being so cruel to him.....and he still effing does it on a daily basis if he can find it.

[FabulouslyGlamorousFerret]

The condom has made me barf!! And the newborn kitten 😱

[FabulouslyGlamorousFerret]

Gypsy shit when they set up camp in our local park - a child was actually squatting (well more hunching and cocking her leg) as we walked past on the path - she’d barely snapped it off when my greedy black lab snaffled it! ... the moment was made even more surreal when she shouted after us ‘oi ya cheeky cunt that’s mine’ she was about 6!! He now wears a muzzle off lead too!

[MissLuna]

Ours has eaten a lot of cat shit in his time. The worst though was when he was about 4 months old he sidled up to our bedside table when we'd just had sex and ate a used condom. We were looking everywhere for it and eventually decided DP must have put it in the bin... until 2 days later when he stopped in front of our curtain twitching next door neighbours house - she's in her 90s - and pooed it out in all it's tied up glory, still full of semen....

[Whisky2014]

Whilst walking up the the old man of storr on skye, we stopped for some lunch. Dog was off exploring but seemed to be away for a while so my partner went looking for her. He came back to say the dog had found a human shit and was eating it. She came back as we were eating our sandwiches and she had shit all over her face. My friend was almost sick and we couldnt finish our food. She seemed to poop alot on that holiday and since we were out walking in the wild I had to pick up her poops and carry them for ages before finding a bin. I had tied a poo bag filled with poo to my rucksack but unbeknownst to me the bag was rubbing and eventually split, so I had her shit all over my bag.
The whole holiday was revolved around shit. She also runs her arse along the carpets and leaves shit stains. I'm forever cleaning up poo arghhh.

[Scoleah]

Ate a fresh poo out of DD potty , still turns me sick now

[Trumpisafart]

Knickers 😱

[Trumpisafart]

Had one dog that had a penchant for lollipop sticks that used to come out the other end twisted. Same dog ate a dozen mince pies, stole a leg of lamb and scoffed the lot. Large bag of monkey nuts excluding shell and red skin which he hid under doormat. Another dog ate a small amount of cannabis resin I found in DS room, put on Side for later remonstrating turned round to see it disappearing onto dog, he was very chilled for rest of day. Same dog loved cat poo wrapped in litter. Present dogs eat no adore sheep poo, slurry and any small furry things that come their way. One is obsessed with knockers clean or dirty, will take them out of washing machine. Still love the stupid mutts

[Lucisky]

My Yorkie set off across a field with that determined 'I've smelt something' look on her face. Caught up with her and she was rummaging in a sheep carcass under a tree. She emerged with what I thought were intestines, but was actually a long line of fox poo joined together with ingested wool. It was just like a string of sausages. She ate the lot with great satisfaction, and spent the next 24 hours farting horribly.
The same dog was a poo eater as a puppy. Have you ever had a dog vomit up faeces next to you while you are eating? I have!

[Frouby]

10 years or so I have been interwebbing.

Never won owt. Now I might have won the t'internet with my shit eating whippet and steve the stoma. #winning

[Pandoraslastchance]

Likes ferret poo,cat poo but adores fox poo and tissues that have been um used to clean up after sex.

[QueenJane]

[BillyDaveysDaughter]

So I did Queen - yes, we call that "ninging". Because she goes "Ningngningngning".

[QueenJane]

Frouby that will take some beating. I know full well what stoma contents smells like. It’s probably more tasty than normal poo though, so I can understand 😂

BillyDavey what a detailed and accurate description of your dog savouring a worn gusset. However, you have forgotten the intermittent ‘nibbling’ between licks.

[BillyDaveysDaughter]

They are so disgusting, yet so adorable.

Mine has done all the usual shit eating, vomit re-eating, rolling in fox shit etc, and I have had to pull hair and chewed up string from her bumhole.

The worst thing she did was when I was having a go at feeding her 100% raw, and I found two morsels of raw chicken and a beef bone hidden under DH's pillow.

I also occasionally catch her with a pair of my dirty knickers wrapped in her paws (she fishes them out of the washing basket), slowly, lovingly and lasciviously licking the crotch. With sound effects.

Oh and I once fed her a stinky tripe stick when she was poorly with her back. She loves tripe sticks, but unfortunately the anti inflammatories she was on disagreed with her. She violently vomited up the tripe stick right where she lay on our leather sofa. It ran down between the cushions and stank of vomit and tripe.

Ruby the anaesthetised testicle is GOLD.

[mumsiedarlingrevolta]

Our DDog is also a cat poo eater.
Wolfed down entire contents of litter tray and then vomited it all over the house. I have a very strong sense of smell so DH deals with anything gross because he is oblivious. The smell of this even made him retch. I am retching a little just remembering it...

[Flippetydip]

Frouby you may win with that one - that's the first one that made me feel slightly queasy.

[Cliffordthebigreddog]

Ate a dead baby rabbit that was full of maggots, was sick, ate the sick. Awful.

[Frouby]

Dogs are fucking gross.

My beautiful, dainty, delicate whippet bitch is a shit fetist. She is gross. Eats her own and anyone elses shit given the chance.

However. The absolutely most disgusting thing she has done was attacked and killed a used stoma bag. In my living room. She did a good job of making it very dead. There was shit up the walls (cream), the curtains (also cream), the carpet (yup, cream) and the rug. Which wasnt cream. It was on the sofa, the woodwork, the light shade.

She had nicked it out of the special bathroom bin that was emptied every day anyway while I was cleaning upstairs. Thought it was odd that it was empty and just contemplating phoning dp to male sure he was feeling ok (blocked stoma not good) when I got a whiff of shit. Went following my nose and found her happily licking it out with shit all over her face. < definetly not envy.

Took my 3 hours and 2 bottles of dettol to clean up and a faint smell of shit lingered for about 3 days.