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Be afraid, be very afraid. Of Giorgio. Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

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Halsall · 01/09/2026 21:39

Cook-alonga-slebs, continued.

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Piggywaspushed · 03/09/2026 18:08

Mooselove · 03/09/2026 11:02

I thought it looked and sounded awful. For me, chips do not belong on chinese food or indian food

I don't personally like Chinese food and chips but Chinese chip shops are very much A Thing. And curry and chips is pretty common too. It stems form entrepreneurial immigrant communities getting a foothold in the popular British working class takeaway economy.

Piggywaspushed · 03/09/2026 18:15

Also, I was mortally offended by Angry Ginge (you'd think he was the posh one) dismissing Parmo and forcing it to be renamed. Parmo is iconic and I quite liked Max doing his homage to the NE. I was surprised Grace didn't step in and (wo)mansplain it. It's been made on Masterchef before.

All his YouTube witterings and takeaway tastings and he has never had Chicken Parmo? Fraud.

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 03/09/2026 22:43

Chinese chip shop chips are the 💣

PotterHead1985 · 04/09/2026 11:10

Piggywaspushed · 03/09/2026 18:08

I don't personally like Chinese food and chips but Chinese chip shops are very much A Thing. And curry and chips is pretty common too. It stems form entrepreneurial immigrant communities getting a foothold in the popular British working class takeaway economy.

Shhhhhh don't tell the Irish that. Or they will have to abandon their curry chips/spicebags since they can't be seen to be entertaining anything British (even all these years later)!!!! 🙄🤣

PotterHead1985 · 04/09/2026 19:54

Evening all. Settled in for this slightly better timed episode. Wonder who will set the 2nd set of challenges after the stupid team one?!

Fransgran · 04/09/2026 19:58

Evening! I don't mind what happens tonight as long as the Idiot Boy balls up his dishes.

Halsall · 04/09/2026 20:01

Here we go, Chuffs

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bungobungobungo · 04/09/2026 20:02

Evening all! Just caught up with Wednesday’s and your comments. I actually enjoyed all the dishes and didn’t even mind Angry Ginge. What will tonight’s bring I wonder?

PotterHead1985 · 04/09/2026 20:03

Who is yer man?

And poor Lauren paired with idiot boy

Halsall · 04/09/2026 20:04

What’s the obsession with naming all these rounds? 'This challenge is called…..' why do they need a name?

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ExtraOnions · 04/09/2026 20:05

Evening all …

no idea who is going through, nobody stands out really. As long as the idiot child goes, I’ll be happy

littlbrowndog · 04/09/2026 20:05

Wow steak tartare

bungobungobungo · 04/09/2026 20:05

Ok yuk straight away, raw beef and raw egg 🤢.

Fransgran · 04/09/2026 20:05

Steak Tatare - yuck!

PotterHead1985 · 04/09/2026 20:06

Melba toast is pointless to me

Halsall · 04/09/2026 20:06

bungobungobungo · 04/09/2026 20:05

Ok yuk straight away, raw beef and raw egg 🤢.

I couldn’t agree more, bungo 😖

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Piggywaspushed · 04/09/2026 20:07

Bonsoir.

littlbrowndog · 04/09/2026 20:07

Tsp

PotterHead1985 · 04/09/2026 20:08

Did that not say a teaspoon of mustard?!?!

littlbrowndog · 04/09/2026 20:08

It did then he just lied

Halsall · 04/09/2026 20:08

Bonsoir Piggy! Was that a tbsp rather than a tsp of mustard Melvin put in?

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Fransgran · 04/09/2026 20:08

I can't spell tonight. I once had a holiday job and was tasked with making melba toast. After I burned up a whole loaf, I was sent off to wash lettuces

bungobungobungo · 04/09/2026 20:08

@Halsall,some French chef must have invented it when they had a power outage- or something.

littlbrowndog · 04/09/2026 20:09

Sue asked him and he said yes tsp,

Piggywaspushed · 04/09/2026 20:09

We used to buy Melba Toast in a packet. Much easier.

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