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Be afraid, be very afraid. Of Giorgio. Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

713 replies

Halsall · 01/09/2026 21:39

Cook-alonga-slebs, continued.

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PotterHead1985 · 02/09/2026 21:54

Ah una. Spicebag is supposed to be HOT. Mind you their description of the chicken is about average for the chicken out the chineses here

PotterHead1985 · 02/09/2026 21:55

Feel like una has ballsed it and is going

littlbrowndog · 02/09/2026 21:55

Fuck off and don’t come back angry ginge

ExtraOnions · 02/09/2026 21:55

Not enjoying the “celebrity judges” this series. I even skipped week one because I dislike McGuiness so much (someone else the BBC keeps inflicting upon us, despite being almost universally unpopular)

viques · 02/09/2026 21:55

That spice bag thing was weird. But I would like to try one!

ExtraOnions · 02/09/2026 21:55

I would only be taking 2 through

Fransgran · 02/09/2026 21:56

Noooooooo!!!

PotterHead1985 · 02/09/2026 21:57

viques · 02/09/2026 21:55

That spice bag thing was weird. But I would like to try one!

A spicebag is an amazing thing lemme tell ya.

Halsall · 02/09/2026 21:57

Sigh.

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littlbrowndog · 02/09/2026 21:57

Halsall · 02/09/2026 21:57

Sigh.

Indeed

ilovesooty · 02/09/2026 21:57

What's happening?

lettingthedaysgoby · 02/09/2026 21:57

TBF, Una had a mare in this episode - screwed up the omelette (which wasn't very challenging to begin with) and didn't shine with the spicebag.

viques · 02/09/2026 21:58

SnowFrogJelly · 02/09/2026 21:52

Sexyyyyyy

Dirty takeaways. He needs to be taken out and thoroughly scrubbed clean……

snaps on medical grade gloves.

ExtraOnions · 02/09/2026 21:58

See you all next time … for more You Tube hate

PotterHead1985 · 02/09/2026 21:58

Suspicious they didnt show who is coming to set the next challenge on friday.

littlbrowndog · 02/09/2026 21:58

ExtraOnions · 02/09/2026 21:58

See you all next time … for more You Tube hate

It can be really good. But not them 2

Fransgran · 02/09/2026 21:59

viques · 02/09/2026 21:58

Dirty takeaways. He needs to be taken out and thoroughly scrubbed clean……

snaps on medical grade gloves.

I'll hold the hose for you

TheDogsMother · 02/09/2026 21:59

Friday everyone

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 02/09/2026 21:59

DH had taken against Oona even more than Max. So he was happy.

Halsall · 02/09/2026 22:03

PotterHead1985 · 02/09/2026 21:58

Suspicious they didnt show who is coming to set the next challenge on friday.

I had a quick look at next week's Radio Times and it doesn’t look as though there’s another nonentity setting a challenge (hooray!) but there is some gimmicky new thing where the contests have to bid for their preferred ingredients (boo)

So it's partial good news…

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SnowFrogJelly · 02/09/2026 22:12

viques · 02/09/2026 21:58

Dirty takeaways. He needs to be taken out and thoroughly scrubbed clean……

snaps on medical grade gloves.

🤭

GrandTheftWalrus · 02/09/2026 22:40

Mine didn't record yet again. But if I download it on sky does that connect to bbc iplayer?

viques · 03/09/2026 00:12

Fransgran · 02/09/2026 21:59

I'll hold the hose for you

Thankyou. I need both hands. One for the soap and one for the loofah. A loofah is a plant so appropriate for tonight's challenge.

Mooselove · 03/09/2026 11:02

viques · 02/09/2026 21:55

That spice bag thing was weird. But I would like to try one!

I thought it looked and sounded awful. For me, chips do not belong on chinese food or indian food

Piggywaspushed · 03/09/2026 17:53

Just caught up. I shall watch all series just to hear Giorgio say 'vegebuls'.