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Be afraid, be very afraid. Of Giorgio. Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

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Halsall · 01/09/2026 21:39

Cook-alonga-slebs, continued.

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 02/09/2026 18:36

I didnt watch last years as most of thr contestants were shite and can't be arsed with ubiquitous drag. This years isn't convincing me either. Sue's nice though.

Bogstandardname · 02/09/2026 18:37

I really like Grace. She is down to earth and also incredibly elegant.

Sunbird24 · 02/09/2026 18:39

Can’t remember why I missed the last show last week, with Tom Kerridge…

PotterHead1985 · 02/09/2026 20:07

@Sunbird24 the POMM have been secured!!!! 😋

ExtraOnions · 02/09/2026 20:10

Just catching up on yesterday, before today.

Max is annoying … sounds like a generic posh-boy R4 comedian. Laugh, I never thought I’d start.

SnowFrogJelly · 02/09/2026 20:39

Just catching up on last night.. actually like all the slabs this week

SnowFrogJelly · 02/09/2026 20:39

I even like Max!

ilovesooty · 02/09/2026 20:41

Halsall · 02/09/2026 08:27

Sorry, it was late and I misread that as Celebrity Mastermind! I was racking my brains as to what ‘Angry Ginge’ might answer questions on! 😂😂

(I just looked him up and while he was indeed in the jungle thing, he hasn’t been on MC. It was the drag act, Ginger Johnson, who won that last year. Btw, i just chanced upon a YouTube convo between said Angry Ginge and the tiresome TommyInnit in which Ginge pronounced Max Fosh to be ‘shit’ 🤔)

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Oh yes. Sorry, I got that wrong there.

Davros · 02/09/2026 20:46

NewGirlInTown · 01/09/2026 23:13

They are ruining this programme for me by shoehorning these shitty YouTubers and the like who have no clue how to behave,
Moronic Max is just the latest,

Absolutely agree. Melvin was on Celeb everything about 5 years ago, seems he’s back for a second go. I quite like all of them this week apart from the YouTube twat

Sunbird24 · 02/09/2026 20:53

All caught up, just got to do an emergency shop dash for snacks!

lettingthedaysgoby · 02/09/2026 20:56

Just caught up... Max is dreadful. Does Lauren have off-screen help? How did she make the vinagrette without being able to use Giorgio's fingers measure? I thought that was a bit insensitive...

PotterHead1985 · 02/09/2026 20:59

Sunbird24 · 02/09/2026 20:53

All caught up, just got to do an emergency shop dash for snacks!

Jesus I hope the shop is next door!

Fransgran · 02/09/2026 21:01

Evening all. It's been a very long day. Is it still Wednesday?

Halsall · 02/09/2026 21:02

lettingthedaysgoby · 02/09/2026 20:56

Just caught up... Max is dreadful. Does Lauren have off-screen help? How did she make the vinagrette without being able to use Giorgio's fingers measure? I thought that was a bit insensitive...

Gosh yes, I thought that too. She did really well though. I think she’s one to watch.

And evening all!

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Sunbird24 · 02/09/2026 21:02

PotterHead1985 · 02/09/2026 20:59

Jesus I hope the shop is next door!

Over the road!

PotterHead1985 · 02/09/2026 21:03

Sunbird24 · 02/09/2026 21:02

Over the road!

Yay. My nearest (open at this time) is a 15 min walk away

littlbrowndog · 02/09/2026 21:04

Tell me fransgran. Am pretty exhausted

cat is whining cos it’s been raining after a summer of being out all day and killing rodents.

Halsall · 02/09/2026 21:04

They all look remarkably underwhelmed by the veg.

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littlbrowndog · 02/09/2026 21:05

I think I might do a veg curry with bread

PotterHead1985 · 02/09/2026 21:05

No meat. Id imagine some struggles here

littlbrowndog · 02/09/2026 21:07

Veg lasagna.

Fransgran · 02/09/2026 21:08

Sue should do her killer salad again

littlbrowndog · 02/09/2026 21:09

Sue put no herbs or seasonings in there

PotterHead1985 · 02/09/2026 21:09

Wait so the vegetable under the box DOESN'T have to be the key ingredient?!

ExtraOnions · 02/09/2026 21:09

Baffled as to who watches these You-Tube halfwits …

I’ve had more entertaining bouts of Thrush

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