Be afraid, be very afraid. Of Giorgio. Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

[Halsall]

Cook-alonga-slebs, continued.

That for me was the worst part. The lie. Just say you fucked up

His mouth said yes but his face said no

The red plates still aren't red.

My ears heard “you don’t taste the beef, you taste the bastard …”

Eek a raw beef burger

I'd just swerve the rest and have the iles flottantes, s'il vous plait.

🤣🤣

Evening all. I’ve just got in and this is all looking very brasserie French.

It's a very retro menu

Did they make iles flottantes in the last series? I have a strong memory of seeing people eff it up badly quite recently.

Yes, isn’t it?

They made them on Bake Off once and they all messed up .

I think they're hard to get right and not worth the effort (a mon avis)

'El dontay' 😂😂

Really don’t fancy raw steak with raw egg yolk 😬

El dontay. I love that

She's still carrying Melvin 😂

Raw everything . A and E will be busy.

The green beans are more khaki

That gives Jonty vibes!

It sounds like the head of a band of Mexican outlaws

I do love duck and orange

According to their instructions there's only one Ile.

They obviously haven't done agreement.

😂😂😂

Bought a giant Toblerone today .. what’s an acceptable number of triangles to eat during an episode of Masterchef?