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Be afraid, be very afraid. Of Giorgio. Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

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Halsall · 01/09/2026 21:39

Cook-alonga-slebs, continued.

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Prideofpoona · 11/09/2026 12:51

My devices have all gone mental but hopefully I'll be able to view along tonight. It won't be as Fransgran for reasons I can't explain because I don't bloody understand technology

bungobungobungo · 11/09/2026 14:26

Have caught up now, and I do know Jesse Burgess although didn’t really know his name - I know him as Topjaw on YouTube. His reviews are great and very entertaining although I find myself wondering how anyone can eat and drink so much in one day. He often complains of a hangover and I’m not surprised! Never watched the Podcast but I will now.

gingercat02 · 11/09/2026 15:17

We watched last night. Catch up with you all later

Umanresources · 11/09/2026 15:37

Halsall · 08/09/2026 21:59

Ravneet Gill. She does Junior Bake-Off (which is excellent btw)

Every time Harry says, “Nice to see ‘em, it’s Rav and Liam” I laugh. Every time. Love that show.

So pleased Max went, he must have thought he would impress the judges with the expensive menu (and how his family ate this regularly). I wonder if the cook made it for them?

Not sure whether I’ve caught up yet but I like the ones who are left, so not really bothered who wins.

bungobungobungo · 11/09/2026 16:02

Loved all the puds yesterday but have a fondness for Black Forest Gateau which was made in a shop I used to work in in Glasgow and yes, it was the eighties but it was amazing!

Halsall · 11/09/2026 16:20

bungobungobungo · 11/09/2026 16:02

Loved all the puds yesterday but have a fondness for Black Forest Gateau which was made in a shop I used to work in in Glasgow and yes, it was the eighties but it was amazing!

I love Black Forest Gateau, despite not having had one for 20+ years

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Keepoffmyartichokes · 11/09/2026 18:41

Sorry only just discovered this thread, loving MasterChef. I might be going against the grain here but I feel like Emily was robbed, her cheesecake whilst not great was better than Joe's. I also want to like Shakira, her cooking is great, but I find her annoying.

Looking forward to finals week though

bungobungobungo · 11/09/2026 18:42

@Halsall I wonder if they’re still popular in the actual Black Forest?

Halsall · 11/09/2026 19:12

bungobungobungo · 11/09/2026 18:42

@Halsall I wonder if they’re still popular in the actual Black Forest?

Apparently there's a Black Forest Cake Festival every two years in Todtnauberg - the next one's in spring next year. So yes, still pretty popular!

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Sunbird24 · 11/09/2026 19:45

Not long to go, best pop out for my snacks!

bungobungobungo · 11/09/2026 19:58

@Halsall That sounds right up my Strasse!

ilovesooty · 11/09/2026 19:59

Nearly time!

ExtraOnions · 11/09/2026 20:03

Good evening … Bacon Rasher crisps tonight (Friday crap 🤣🤣)

What’s this auction schizzle ?

Halsall · 11/09/2026 20:04

Whoops, sorry, Chuffs! Got held up, but here now!

An auction? Pah!

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Sunbird24 · 11/09/2026 20:04

I’ve got pork scratching and the usual POMMs. Ate two lemon curd doughnuts earlier so no more sugar required!

ExtraOnions · 11/09/2026 20:05

I would just wait to the end and have 2 hours …

ExtraOnions · 11/09/2026 20:06

Why did she bid 60? Nobody else wanted it

Sunbird24 · 11/09/2026 20:06

She could have had that for 10 I reckon

Halsall · 11/09/2026 20:07

Lamb and less time? Are they MAD? Have they ever watched this show before?

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Sunbird24 · 11/09/2026 20:07

Hooray, Joe has the lamb!

bungobungobungo · 11/09/2026 20:07

Do these people understand the rules of the auction?

ExtraOnions · 11/09/2026 20:07

He has an hour and twenty to cook lamb .. piece of piss

ilovesooty · 11/09/2026 20:08

So Joe has lamb that he's never cooked with before 🙄

lettingthedaysgoby · 11/09/2026 20:08

I'm very confused... do they have the time they've bid to cook it? or the time left from the 120 minutes? (Might not have been paying attention at the start)

littlbrowndog · 11/09/2026 20:09

Iam confused also.