Be afraid, be very afraid. Of Giorgio. Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

[Halsall]

Cook-alonga-slebs, continued.

This is a good thing for us at least

John Dory is all bones … good luck with that

Well, Shakira won't need 2 hours to cook a piece of fish

If you deep fry whole like a Thai dish might be good as can just pick flesh off round bones

Emily won’t need that long for liver either

And she hasn't got to fillet it.

Liver sausage onions mash. Good gravy.

Don't forget the bacon. Heaven.

Sue was silly bidding that much for the chicken!

Rack of lamb 20 minutes

I'd make paté (if I knew how) with the liver.

Sue will have to spatchcock that chicken and smother it in herbs and garlic and butter.

We always made mint sauce from scratch! Fresh mint from the garden, sugar and vinegar, done.

It’s not hard is it

Yes, us too!

I'm worried for Lauren now

Shakira’s presentation is nice

Survivors. Small but perfect

Wow Shakira. Did so well

I know! Giorgio said 'Who'll give me 10?', no one else bid anything and she said 60! She could have said 10 and got 110 minutes!

Emily has done OK.

That's mint sauce?

FFS. Don’t need people belching on my tv

Chocolate Fountain with a side of venison

Joe can get in the bin.

It annoys me when they do this - a whole chicken and they do a piece of breast!